David Archuleta Sings the Crap Out of "Imagine"
There's one clear front-runner in American Idol: David Archuleta. The teenager could win the whole thing. Unless, of course, Paula Abdul gets to him first. Last night a teary-eyed Paula told Archuleta: "David, you are ridiculous. I wanted to squish you, squeeze your head off, and dangle you from my rear-view mirror. You are, no, honest to god, that is one of the most beautiful songs ever written, and one of the most moving performances I've ever heard."
And here's the latest gossip on a couple of the other men:
The folks over at VoteForTheWorst.com have dug up photos of David Hernandez slinging drinks at recently-closed gay Phoenix nightclub Burn.
And there has been some speculation going on as to whether or not rocker Robbie Carrico is wearing a rug:
"TMZ has learned the 26-year-old long-haired wannabe's mane is actually a wig and it's got "Idol" staffers flipping out. Sources tell us Robbie never talks about his matted down piece and that makes production members feel like it's the blonde elephant in the room. It seems Simon was right last night -- Robbie is a fake!"
Posted Feb. 27,2008 at 3:25 PM EST by Andy Towle in American Idol, News | Permalink
ZEKE,
so much for your holier-than-thou bull-shit.
i guess i was right about you after all.
btw, speaking of the "other day", strom's last name is thurmond not "thurman." before you start sic-ing your sics on people, you might proof your own comments. while your at it, look up "ad hominem". you'll find that i didn't attack you personally. it wasn't "to the man" or in your case "to the girl".
i think i am more educated than you or your pal.
but, i'll take your rancor in stride. it was your girlfriend rudy that started this, not you.
Posted by: nic | Feb 28, 2008 10:08:40 PM
and, ZEKE, i am growing weary of you and your gal pal's histrionics. for christ's and buddah's and krishna's and the man-in-the moon's sakes or whatever your maleable brain is worshipping at this specific moment's sake, gimme a fuckin' break.
Posted by: nic | Feb 28, 2008 10:27:29 PM
hey Nic, have you ever heard the phrase, "when you're in a hole, stop digging"?
you're in over you're head, dude, give it up.
Posted by: rascal | Feb 29, 2008 8:48:50 AM
Nicky, "More educated" than Zeke or I? That is debatable, but unlikely, in both scholarly pursuits and in life experience. What is now beyond question is that however many years you spent getting "edumacated," it obviously did not "take". It had no beneficial effect. You prove the maxim that "stupid is as stupid writes".
Moreover, your latest little rant against Zeke is nothing but an ad hominem attack. That is not surprising, since personal attacks are the ultimate resort of the cowardly. What a spectacle of ineptitude you have made of yourself. You are a veritable font of disagree-ability.
As for being Zeke's "girlfriend," I freely admit that I would court him with all the persuasive power that I could muster, but for the fact that we are both married to others and have been for many years. That does not prevent me, however, from admiring his intelligence and humanity, in essence his fulsome manly demeanor. (It does not hurt that he is also damn handsome.) Zeke is beautiful inside and out. In contrast, Nicolette, you are rotten to the core a/k/a "bone ugly".
^5 Rascal! Unfortunately for Nicole, res ipsa loquitor ("the thing speaks for itself").
Posted by: rudy | Feb 29, 2008 9:40:39 AM
rudy,
look up "fulsome", and get back to me, idiot. zeke has shown himself to be as much. you know, it's not the words, but the use of them that counts.
rascal, who rattled your cage? and yes, that "digging a hole" phrase rings vaguely familiar. where did i hear that recently... hmmm... let me think.... was it from rudy!? (though not original to him.) do any of you have an original thought?
bring it bitches!
Posted by: nic | Feb 29, 2008 10:20:50 AM
on second thought, i'm done with this thread. unless you want to post your creds on line, there is no purpose in running this fool's errand. zeke, you and rudy have a virtual love affair. far be it from me to spoil that. my work here is done.
Posted by: nic | Feb 29, 2008 10:38:27 AM
one last thing, zeke. explain to me and the world at large how i missused "who" and "whom." go ahead, you listless son of a bitch. i daresya!
Posted by: nic | Feb 29, 2008 12:36:37 PM
sorry, my finger lingered too long on the "s".
Posted by: nic | Feb 29, 2008 12:54:49 PM
Well, there you go: Nicky finally admitted to himself that he is a fool running an errand. That has been plainly obvious to the rest of us for quite some time. In particular, the use of the phrase "bring it bitches" reveals all one needs to know about Nicolette, Towleroad's delusional and stupid little troll.
Posted by: rudy | Feb 29, 2008 1:11:16 PM
ruby,
is that the best you have? roflnao.
Posted by: nic | Feb 29, 2008 4:31:15 PM
Gracious.
But the boy can sing, right?
Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Feb 29, 2008 4:46:34 PM
yes, DERRICK, the boy can sing. and you can, too. in your own way.
Posted by: nic | Feb 29, 2008 5:17:21 PM
Nicky, Finally "on topic". Capitalization, grammar, and intelligent thought still elude you, but it appears that the short bus finally arrived at Towleroad. Lo and behold, the sole passenger is Nicky, our resident trollette.
Posted by: rudy | Mar 1, 2008 2:03:04 PM
Well instead of being cool about being in a gay establishment in general, David A. had to make sure that he separated himself like gays were aliens and he was totally unaware of the crowds sexual identity. Totally homophobe!
Posted by: LuckyBlueEyez | May 20, 2010 7:41:04 PM