Shia LaBeouf Likes Going Commando


“Shia LaBeouf likes going commando so often we’re told his bollocks have started to drop ‘like an old man’s.'” — the online newsletter Popbitch. A very hot old man’s.

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  1. peterparker says

    In the name of clarity, let me rephrase that, JUSTIN: “Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shia Laboeuf is fugly! Stop subjecting us to pictures of him. He isn’t hot. He’ll never be hot. He’s fugly, fugly, fugly! Blech!!!!!!!!!”

  2. Lucas says

    I have to disagree with you Peter, he is WAY hot!
    The photoshop allegation is interesting, though…those biceps are looking kinda big.
    But who cares, he is YUMMY!!!!

  3. Paul R says

    Going commando doesn’t make your balls sag. I’ve been doing it for almost 25 years with no effect of any kind. Sorry if that’s too much information, but he’s only like 20 years old, so it’s even less likely for him.

  4. Rikard says

    As usual, all the “final” pronouncements on hot or not from men of dubious taste hiding behind their pseudonyms and avitars. As for the retouching, having been at it longer than Photoshop has existed, it’s filtered and touched up in many ways, but no reason to think the head is pasted on, or the odd proportion is due to anything other than forshortening from a dramatic perspective. On the body, the kid just finished two action movies, he’s pumped and wanted a photoshoot to show it. I’m betting the new Indiana Jones flick has just enough bare chests to remind us why we fell for Harrison so long ago and make us swoon for Shia, proving we are not dead yet. He’s not the pretty boy, but 30 years from now I’ll bet Shia is dusting a couple of Oscars and the Efron kid is making his comeback hosting a game show. Can you say Hasselhoff?

  5. Br!on says

    So *not* hot, that he’s actually not hot. It’s amazing.

    Usually that cancels it self out but in his case he really busts the odds in being the least hot that a *not* hot can be.

    And now a robot, after seeing him on Letterman.

  6. Jared says

    He is hot and this photo isn’t photoshopped. It is true he does like to go commando he even once said on the Disney Channel that if he didn’t have to he probably wouldn’t wear clothes.

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