02/01/2008
Tom Brady to Get Buzzed Before Super Bowl
Tom Brady has a stylist on call named Pini Swissa who plans to have at him before the Super Bowl:
"Swissa, who operates the creatively titled Salon Pini Swissa on Newbury St., is in Arizona this week to cheer on the Patriots as they tangle with the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII. He's also brought his barber shears and said he plans to give Brady a close crop Saturday evening before the big game. In fact, Swissa says he's on call in the Grand Canyon State. He's already trimmed Brady's locks once this week and said teammates will phone him with a time and location for another Brady haircut on Saturday. 'I did Tom Brady (Tuesday), and right before the Super Bowl, it's a surprise for everybody. Saturday night, I'm gonna cut it off. Saturday night, we're gonna cut it really, really off. We've been doing it the last couple Super Bowls, and Tom Brady is the last person to be superstitious. Every Super Bowl, I cut his hair off. I hope the helmet's gonna fit after I cut his hair off.'"
Pini should give him a 'boyzilian' while he's at it.
By the way, we have a little Super Bowl poll going on over in the right hand column.
(via deadspin)
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Give Brady a "boyzillian"? Are you kidding? He'd be in tears screaming if you were to use hot wax to rip the hairs out (by the roots) from his balls and between his booty cheeks--and ripping from the perineum is even worse...OUCH, MISS THAING! Only sissy queens are tough enough for that kind of pain (some like it--the perverts).
Go GIANTS!...until next season, then the EAGLES gonna' whup your asses...maybe...well, I hope.
Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Feb 1, 2008 3:34:56 PM
Jeez, I am so sick of Tom Brady and his huge ego. I hope the Giants kick the Patriots ass on Sunday!
Posted by: huge ego | Feb 1, 2008 3:38:56 PM
Unless the prize is a blow job from the winning quarterback, I'm not interested in voting in a Super Bowl poll.
Posted by: David | Feb 1, 2008 3:45:53 PM
Wow, that stylist is a master of speech. So you think he's going to cut it off?
That's a pretty gay emphasis for a Super Bowl quarterback. And to think, some claimed the age of the meterosexual had died.
Posted by: Paul R | Feb 1, 2008 4:08:46 PM
the one (and only) thing i love about the super bowl (well okay, except for beefy bubblebutts in jockstraps) is that here in my neck of the woods everybody watches it so the stores and restaurants are virtually empty, traffic dwindles down to nothing and it's a fabulous day to go out to have lunch and shop or whatever...
Posted by: the queen | Feb 1, 2008 4:54:33 PM
Ohh, tired of him..
Posted by: Buick | Feb 2, 2008 12:34:09 AM
OK, gotta say it. NOT tired of him. The sight of him STILL makes my perineum muscles quicken....
Posted by: Cadett | Feb 2, 2008 4:31:14 PM
If he gets his hair cut off before the super bowl every year, shouldn't he know whether his helmet will fit?
Posted by: oakling | Feb 2, 2008 5:47:16 PM
Who cares? The Superbowl means nothing this year. The Patriots have earned a tainted undefeated season by cheating and shouldn't have been eligible for the post season. But nobody in the NFL has actual balls.
Posted by: JB | Feb 2, 2008 5:57:48 PM