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Or is Taschen Just Happy to See You?


Forget impressionism, modern architecture, or catalogs of English tea sets. Coffee table book purveyor Taschen puts out for the size queens this spring:

"This hefty book is profusely illustrated with over 400 historic photos of spectacular male endowments, including rare photos of the legendary John Holmes. The majority of the photographs are from the 1970s, when the sexual revolution first freed photographers to depict the male entirely nude. Photographers include Bob Mizer of Athletic Model Guild, David Hurles of Old Reliable, Colt, Falcon, Sierra Domino, Third World, and Champion Studios, with each of these iconic photographers interviewed or profiled, along with information about each of their models."

The engorged tome can be yours for a fat Amazon discount at just $37.79

Here's a preview (warning NSFW).
(via jockohomo)

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  1. this is my bible for i worship cock and am on my knees daily in dutiful prayer to my god...

    Posted by: the queen | Mar 27, 2008 11:33:42 AM

  2. HOOOOFFF! He has a tremendous Schwanstucker... ;-)

    Posted by: virgoboy | Mar 27, 2008 11:45:42 AM

  3. LOL LOL LOL, when I came back to the blog and saw this topic (and the beautiful picture)I said, "The QUEEN will be the first visitor to post on this thread"LOL. Love ya', Sis, always will. 'Course, I'm not size queen myself. I love butts, but it used to confuse some guys--they kept waiting for all the massaging to stop and for something more spectacular to happen. Sorry, fellas. That's why I changed to feet--no confusion there, no disappointment. Haven't had a nice long thick foot in a long time though.

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Mar 27, 2008 11:48:19 AM

  4. every bttms dream book...suhweet!

    Posted by: daveynyc | Mar 27, 2008 11:49:09 AM

  5. Makes the perfect gift for Mom!

    (I love Taschen. Pierre et Gilles, specifically.)

    Posted by: John In Manhattan | Mar 27, 2008 12:13:02 PM

  6. I think the book may have been more interesting if they found men who weren't actually porn stars as the models. Just everyday men who you wonder what they have under their pants. There would be more mystery other than looking at models you've probably seen before or could find on the web.

    Posted by: Patrick | Mar 27, 2008 12:18:42 PM

  7. This post was up for like 5 seconds before it already had 6 comments. LOL

    Posted by: Wes | Mar 27, 2008 12:22:41 PM

  8. We are saved!

    Should post about this to (check it out).

    Posted by: SJ | Mar 27, 2008 12:34:21 PM

  9. that's an awful lot to handle first thing in the morning.

    Posted by: buzz | Mar 27, 2008 12:49:13 PM

  10. So, this would be the hard cover edition?

    Posted by: undawater | Mar 27, 2008 12:49:16 PM

  11. Just what the world needs more of objectification and worship of people who had no hand in something they were given by chance.

    Guys with big dicks are terrible in bed, lazy and complacent, usually cant get/maintain and erection. They usually are looking for some one (anyone) with a dick bigger than theirs to fuck them. Give me someone that uses the biggest sex organ (the brain) most people leave brains in the top left drawer when having sex.

    They are nice to look at but so are snowflakes.

    Posted by: ggereen | Mar 27, 2008 12:50:36 PM

  12. Sweet! As someone who loves big ones, I will for sure get this book.

    But with everything in life, you can get bored with 'em, & sometimes it's not all a bed of roses (especially after being pounded after a couple of hours by them, believe me...they hurt).

    Too much of a good thing can be too much sometimes.

    Posted by: Chad | Mar 27, 2008 1:01:37 PM

  13. Sweet! Uniformedcupid.c o m - Date someone who really understands the word 'commitment'

    Posted by: chloe | Mar 27, 2008 1:15:05 PM

  14. To GGEREEN above:
    I've got 9", and I'm GREAT in bed. Very aggressive, never lazy, always passionate, love to f*ck. If you're in NY, email me and find out for yourself.

    Posted by: Alex | Mar 27, 2008 1:59:50 PM

  15. very true Chad, but im willing to take the risk of getting bored :) ok, just ordered the book, can't wait to see what the "Amazon recommendations" will be for this purchase...

    Posted by: daveynyc | Mar 27, 2008 2:33:43 PM

  16. "I've got 9", and I'm GREAT in bed. Very aggressive, never lazy, always passionate, love to f*ck. If you're in NY, email me and find out for yourself."

    "And then we fell in love. We went for a carriage ride afterwards, and shared a knish from a street vendor. Oh! Then he took me to see a Broadway show before kissing me on the top of the Empire State Building. Color me Meg Ryan!"

    Posted by: Mike B | Mar 27, 2008 2:39:02 PM

  17. Well, GGreen:

    I had a feeling you were walking on thin ice with your anti-big dingdong comments. You know, guys with big dingdongs have feelings to. It's not just a matter of being politically correct; big "top" men deserve the same rights as all other "top men". And we "bottoms" will not join you in your anti-wopper discrimination.

    So, when you're confronted with a large "top" man, don't turn him away. Just say, "yes, we can! Yes, we can!" Then add some extra KY-Jelly and have the audacity to hope.

    (But make sure the big "top" has a car to rush your brokeback booty to the nearest hospital emergency room if necessary.)

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Mar 27, 2008 2:44:32 PM

  18. that's "whopper" and it doesn't raise your bad cholesterol...I don't think...unless you're a "bottom" and a cannibal.

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Mar 27, 2008 2:51:16 PM

  19. @ GGereen: maybe the big dicks you've fooled with had trouble staying hard because you were there naked in front of them......

    @ Alex-will you marry me?

    Posted by: Derek | Mar 27, 2008 2:52:48 PM

  20. god, derrick, when you talk about being confronted with a large top man and not turning him away you bring back memories of the time this short, compact, muscular and quite butch latino guy came to my house and showed me his wares. honey it was just too much meat even for me, and no amount of k-y would have helped me accommodate this stud, but i just told him to wait and called my good friend miss sandy (who since has left this mortal coil, god rest her soul) and when i explained to her my predicament she just said "i'll be right over" and she flew over and took care of him all right -- "fuck me 'till it stinks" she said and he did for at least an hour. thanks for the memory...

    Posted by: the queen | Mar 27, 2008 2:57:13 PM

  21. Isn't Craigslist or free?

    Posted by: anon | Mar 27, 2008 2:57:25 PM

  22. Hung short guys are the best. Its the contrast ratio factor.

    Posted by: Wes | Mar 27, 2008 3:33:26 PM

  23. "I hate size queens -- but I LOVE their boyfriends."

    Posted by: GM | Mar 27, 2008 4:47:05 PM

  24. Queen, thats gross. Fuck me 'till it stinks!?!?!?! Only Jerri Blank could get away with that line.

    Posted by: Brian | Mar 27, 2008 5:00:42 PM

  25. Derrick your first comment was hee-larious! Thanks for the laugh.

    Posted by: soulbrotha | Mar 28, 2008 10:55:22 AM

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