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Experts Refuse to Say War Emblem Might Be Gay

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The rumors have been around for years about 2002 Kentucky Derby winner War Emblem, given his disinterest in mares. The NYT explores the topic but concludes that War Emblem just has "finicky taste." Others call him quirky or temperamental:

"He is isolated from the other studs at Shadai Stallion Station in the hope that he will feel safe and more confident in his sexuality. Mares surround him in an effort to revive a long-dormant libido. In nearly five and a half years of contact with hundreds of mares, War Emblem, now 9, has managed to mate with only 70 of them, which is half of most stallions’ yearly output. He has not produced a live foal since 2005, and the last time it was confirmed that he ejaculated in the company of a mare was in 2006. He did it once. 'We know he is fertile, but he has no interest in mares,' said Dr. Nobuo Tsunoda, the director of the farm."

Said Anne Peters, the matings adviser at Three Chimneys in Midway, Ky: "It’s very abnormal to have no sexual interest in mares."

Unless, of course...

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  1. Yes! Now we finally have the butt of this joke:

    What do gay horses eat?
    Haaaaaaaaay.

    Let's change it to: What does War Emblem eat?

    Posted by: Finally | Apr 28, 2008 6:49:13 PM


  2. maybe he's a good guy who understands that when a mare says neigh, she means neigh.

    nah, he's just a big ol' queer.

    Posted by: nic | Apr 28, 2008 7:17:19 PM


  3. uuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhh the bad jokes

    :-)

    A for effort though to you both

    Posted by: Jimmyboyo | Apr 28, 2008 7:39:12 PM


  4. Gay as a goose.

    Posted by: Puddy Katz | Apr 28, 2008 8:05:20 PM


  5. Only 70?? How many is that in human terms? Maybe he's just picky, like Tom Cruise.

    Posted by: anon | Apr 28, 2008 10:36:02 PM


  6. Was that quote about a horse or my ex-boyfriend? Equally true of either.

    Posted by: Jonah K. Haslap | Apr 29, 2008 12:40:24 AM


  7. I'm sick of hearing about all these horses in the closet. Or should that be stable?

    Posted by: Nate | Apr 29, 2008 1:47:45 AM


  8. NATE, that's the point. they think he's un"stable" because he's not into horse hoohah. he prefers horse wingwang and hiney-hole. ok, i'm done.

    jimmyboyo, you're right. i'm making myself groan.

    Posted by: nic | Apr 29, 2008 4:14:10 AM


  9. This is a ridiculous story and smacks of desperation from those needing validation that they're natural too by looking for any example of homosexual animals they can.

    How does a stud horse mate with SEVENTY, that is 7-0, mares and get called gay?

    Posted by: queendru | Apr 29, 2008 4:21:32 AM


  10. QUEENDRU, you are more and more insufferable. how do you stand yourself? i know now whence the saying, "uneasy lies the head that wears the crown" derives. i would suggest you lighten up, but that might involve your signing up for the "big fat loser" or the "world's biggest loser" or whatever that tv unreality show is called. self-satisfaction and superciliousness is unbecoming, even for a self-declared "queen".

    Posted by: nic | Apr 29, 2008 5:39:39 AM


  11. They should try using some male pheromone spray. But that could prove what they don't want to know.

    Who complained at this exhibition about homosexuality among animals in Scandinavia: An US tourist.

    Posted by: Chris | Apr 29, 2008 7:26:23 AM


  12. I'm confused now. Is horse racing the Sport of Kings or the Sport of Queens?

    Posted by: Jack | Apr 29, 2008 8:18:03 AM


  13. LOL

    NIC

    This one

    they think he's un"stable" because he's not into horse hoohah

    was funnier than the other one though.

    LOL

    Posted by: Jimmyboyo | Apr 29, 2008 9:07:47 AM


  14. Maybe he's just given himself over to the life of Christ. No, then he'd be interested in ponies...can't seem to figure this one out...

    Posted by: Andalusian Dog | Apr 29, 2008 10:11:09 AM


  15. Ok....I have had a partner for 5 years and I don't think we have mated 70 times. Whats his secret?

    Posted by: Joshua | Apr 29, 2008 9:28:46 PM


  16. Maybe his willy is filly?
    Geldings get his giddy up?
    Cantering for cock?
    Neighin for a layin?
    Hoofin for a poofin?

    I better be galloping on before y'all make dogfood and glue outta me..

    Posted by: mister ed | Apr 30, 2008 10:54:51 PM


  17. Joshua said; Ok....I have had a partner for 5 years and I don't think we have mated 70 times. Whats his secret?

    Joshua, his secret is that it was a different partner, each time. Not the same one 70 times. Heh

    Posted by: Horse of a different color | May 1, 2008 3:51:27 AM


  18. Oh Mr Ed, TEARS here!! You guys are just too much sometimes - what a great place...

    Posted by: MARKD | May 3, 2008 9:45:10 PM


  19. Oh Mr Ed, TEARS here!! You guys are just too much sometimes - what a great place...

    Posted by: MARKD | May 3, 2008 9:46:55 PM


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