BRITNEY/PARIS: The ladies of The View school Elizabeth Hasselbeck.
JOHN MCCAIN: We're proud of that commercial.
EWAN MCGREGOR: McGregor's documentary series about his motorcycle trip through Africa, Long Way Down, begins tomorrow night on the Fox Reality Channel.
ARRRRRR: A Saratoga call from Tom Durkin.
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