POLL: Gay Men Prefer Prince Harry over William

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From the department of useless polls comes this news:

“More than a third those questioned expressed a desire for a romance with Harry while William received 23 per cent of the vote. A third of the single gay men said they would steer clear of both…Adrian Gillan, spokesman for gay-PARSHIP (which conducted the poll), said: ‘This fraught romantic vote suggests divided royal loyalties. Indeed, many gay male singles are so torn they say they would need to date both our young princes, whose female love interests prove only slightly less of a queer pull. Being part of an inclusive, modern monarchy, William and Harry will be delighted that they and their close circle can arouse such strong emotions from Britain’s homosexual subjects.”

Comments

  1. latebrosus says

    “…many gay male singles are so torn they say they would need to date both our young princes.”

    “Torn”? Yeah, right, like I’m torn between notifying Jake Deckard or Dirk Jager to date me. Jeebus, this fantasizing about getting with impossible-to-get-with (straight) men really drives me up the wall.

  2. mike says

    Harry all the way! William is starting to get that typical Windsor look–you know, where you half expect him to get out and start pulling the carriage? After the pic of Harry in Afghanistan, Army issues hanging low on his hips and that flat stomach–wow! Plus, he’s got some “bad boy” in him because he’s the spare and not the heir and he can be bad if he wants to. Plus, he looks just like his good-looking father.

  3. mike says

    Harry all the way! William is starting to get that typical Windsor look–you know, where you half expect him to get out and start pulling the carriage? After the pic of Harry in Afghanistan, Army issues hanging low on his hips and that flat stomach–wow! Plus, he’s got some “bad boy” in him because he’s the spare and not the heir and he can be bad if he wants to. Plus, he looks just like his good-looking father.

  4. Matt says

    I like Prince William better, only because my ex looked like Prince Harry (with glasses but a spitting image) and this dude was a train wreck from hell, I almost had to drop out from my undergrad program back in 2004 over this dude.

    I was goth and in my senior undergrad year and this guy was as conservative looking as ever, let’s just say Steve (my Harry Doppleganger of the past) managed to show my former look up with his behavior, a DWI, some sort of Federal gun thing among many charges and he was a closet case who tried to get off by faking manic depressive disorder (by imitating my manic behavior, which included him, you think??)… I neither incriminated him or supported him, indifference works great with these types.

    William is awesome. Harry ruins a wet dream.

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