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Alan Cumming: Obama Equipped to Lead, from Head to Toe

New York magazine asked a bunch of people at a party for celebrity photographer Russell James' new book who they'd like to see naked and among those who chose to tell them, was actor Alan Cumming.

CummingobamaSaid Cumming: "I’d like to see Obama naked. I think great leaders, charismatic leaders and men who are so confident and who have achieved so much, usually have big penises. I think there’s a correlation between the level of confidence, the level of the way a man can hold a room and the way he conducts himself in life, with his penis size — with his comfort with his penis size. So much of male psyche is taken up with how big your cock is; it’s a huge deal in our lives, and so when you’re confident about your penis size, it shows. Well, just look at him. Just the way he’s so kind of elegant and very confident in his body and himself. Also, someone told me that they worked out with him in a gym in Chicago, and it was big."

Alan Cumming Says Barack Obama Has a Big Wang [ny mag]

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  1. What a fucking idiotic thing to say to the press. Way to go, Cumming. Let's reinforce that stereotype of the cock-obsessed homo leering at guys in the gym.


    Posted by: Yeek | Jan 30, 2009 9:55:35 AM


  2. Oh dear lord.

    Posted by: Michael W. | Jan 30, 2009 9:56:38 AM


  3. This is what qualifies as intelligent news?! OMFG!!! I think I'm going to seriously reconsider this blog.

    Posted by: JerzeeMike | Jan 30, 2009 10:01:48 AM


  4. Oh, calm down, YEEK. Everybody knew about that huge dong that Winston Churchill was carryin' around....musta' got it from his American side of the family.

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Jan 30, 2009 10:05:35 AM


  5. @above... get OVER yer fablous selves !

    re: post

    there goes HIS invitation to the white house, LOL

    Posted by: jack | Jan 30, 2009 10:13:32 AM


  6. Yeek

    You missed a very good point

    Calm confident men are generally that way because they are confident in their cock size.

    Makes one think rush limbaugh has a teeny weeny besides being hefty.

    What does that say about preachers and pastors who generally like to screach from their pulpits? Overcompensating for their itty bittys

    Posted by: Jimmyboyo | Jan 30, 2009 10:13:54 AM


  7. Ditto what Yeek said.

    Posted by: noah | Jan 30, 2009 10:14:19 AM


  8. Alan Cumming is notorious for saying socially retarded things like that, JERZEEMIKE. I agree with YEEK and MICHAEL W'S expressions of dismay also. Cumming isn't exactly the arbiter of good taste, but in a world of diversity, we can't all march in lock-step with the idealism of perfect social order. There's a wingnut in every group. What Alan may think of as titillating comes off as sophomoric and rather dull, not to mention ill-informed.

    Posted by: Eric | Jan 30, 2009 10:19:00 AM


  9. This is an actual quote? It sounds like something from the Onion... especially that last line.

    Posted by: Ray | Jan 30, 2009 10:41:05 AM


  10. Oh please stop holding a double-standard to gay men when it comes to this stuff. Straight people say stuff that is just as prurient, whether appropriate or not. Cumming can say whatever he wants. The mainstream media went nuts over the shirtless Obama photos, not just gay sites.

    Posted by: nick | Jan 30, 2009 10:42:01 AM


  11. "Calm confident men are generally that way because they are confident in their cock size."

    Isn't that the opening to the Enzyte Male Enhancement commercial? If it isn't, it should be.

    Posted by: Yeek | Jan 30, 2009 10:45:23 AM


  12. Calm confident women are generally that way because they are confident in their snatch depth.

    Posted by: Yeek | Jan 30, 2009 10:47:14 AM


  13. He hasn't been in the news lately so watch what happens as soon as the mainstream media picks this up.

    Posted by: gabe | Jan 30, 2009 10:52:48 AM


  14. Wow. Just when you think celebrities are morons with nothing intelligent to say or contribute to society....along comes Alan Cumming to confirm it.

    Posted by: paul c | Jan 30, 2009 10:55:18 AM


  15. Okay I'm an unrepentant size queen. If a man has a big ol' hootie I'll pretty much ignore 99% of everything else. No apologies or explanations, it's just what I like.

    That said, I don't think the comment about Obama's wiener was cool. It was puerile, and inappropriate given the fact that our country is struggling right now. Cumming can say what he wants (I've always loved his work), but this quote was a dumb one.

    Posted by: The Milkman | Jan 30, 2009 10:59:01 AM


  16. I don't think people are holding gay celebs to a double-standard here. This isn't about orientation. It was a stupid thing for Alan to say, period. I see no need to defend him. I'd feel the same way if a straight actor said something like this about Hillary Clinton or Sarah Palin.

    Posted by: GayRepublican | Jan 30, 2009 11:00:19 AM


  17. Alan Cumming gets today's Melissa Etheridge Award for Most Meaningful Contribution to Political Discourse.

    Posted by: JeffNYC | Jan 30, 2009 11:00:47 AM


  18. I can tell you with complete sincerity: having a big cock does NOT translate to high self-confidence and self-esteem. Alan Cumming is an idiot.

    Posted by: Joseph | Jan 30, 2009 11:06:11 AM


  19. What annoying prosthetizing drivel. I've met many wonderful men with large penises and some of them were unsuccessful and dumb as a box of rocks (Not that there's anything wrong with that)! He could have simply said "He's hot. I'd like to see his dick", instead of rambling nonsense.

    Posted by: JOEJOE | Jan 30, 2009 11:17:44 AM


  20. Um, gayrepublican, do Hillary and Sarah have big penises? ;) I kid, I kid. Of COURSE they do.

    Posted by: Jamie | Jan 30, 2009 11:21:23 AM


  21. This must explain why so many porn stars go on to win Nobel prizes.

    Posted by: Siege | Jan 30, 2009 11:31:57 AM


  22. TOTALLY RETARDED!

    What some of you don't get is that we're not on a level playing field. Yes, there are tons of straights saying equally stupid things throughout the day but mainstream society always subconsciously does the math: "Well, Paris Hilton or Bush may be retarded and sleazy but I'm not and most of us superior straight people aren't."

    But because there are so many fewer of us in toto and a microscopic number of us are quoted publicly, EVERYthing EVERY gay person is quoted as saying is extrapolated by the average straight person to represent ALL gay people, all the more so when it's something that reinforces negative stereotypes because that makes them feel more comfortable in their bigotry.

    And, YES, Cumming has made himself something of a "gay spokesperson" so he's fair game to flame for something as embarrassing as this. The question wasn't "why do you think Obama is so confidant" but "who would YOU like to see NAKED?" How tasteful of him not to add, "because all black men are huge."

    So FUCK CUMMING [pun intended] and not in the way he'd like or by the President he'd like. Who, by the way, Droolers, has the body of a recent famine victim and the face of a loser in a "Love Child of Will Smith & Moms Mabley Look Alike Contest."

    When Shemar Moore or Idris Elba or Brian White is elected Prez, call me.

    Posted by: Leland Frances | Jan 30, 2009 11:33:02 AM


  23. I knew this kind of stuff would be coming with a brown president, although I'd hoped that we'd at least make it least make it two weeks.

    Sigh . . . .

    Posted by: Brandon | Jan 30, 2009 11:43:32 AM


  24. But Sarah Palin IS a big dick, GAYREPUBLICAN, she IS!

    Posted by: JohnInManhattan | Jan 30, 2009 11:53:14 AM


  25. Sam Adams and Alan Cumming have made such strides for the gay community, it's only a matter of time for GLAAD to start handing out "Men of the Year" awards" :rolls eyes:.

    Four years ago when I was tending bar at Crobar (back when it was a decent NYC club), I was working in the then VIP lounge. As we were always slammed I didn't pay much attention to who I was serving. One night some guy grabbed my arm from across the bar, I brushed it off and without looking at him I held up my hand. When I was ready, I turned back and saw it was Alan Cumming with Gwenyth Paltrow. Wasn't impressed with his apparent arrogance.

    Posted by: Cj | Jan 30, 2009 11:54:03 AM


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