ANAL POISONING: Rush Limbaugh says British Prime Minister Gordon Brown will get “anal poisoning” from his admiration of Obama.
KEITH OLBERMANN: Jane Velez Mitchell and Hannah Storm present Keith Olbermann with GLAAD's award for “Outstanding Journalism Segment” in New York for his special comment on Proposition 8.
THE QUEEN: Some British offended that Michelle Obama touched her shoulder.
TURTLE ATTACK: A pigeon has a bad day.
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