Wasilla Gays Ask Levi Johnston Out on a Drag Queen Date

In response to Levi Johnston’s statement to Joy Behar that he’s “never seen a gay guy in Wasila,” the town’s gays have extended an invite to the Playgirl pin-up:


Perhaps you don’t think you’ve seen us because you don’t know what we look like: We look like Alaskans. Really.

Did you expect us to shop at the Wasilla Fred Meyer looking like Adam Lambert at the AMA’s? Did you expect us to kiss in line at Home Depot? We have strong survival instincts and know better than to look, act, or talk queeny in a town like this. You might not know we’re gay, but I’m sure you’ve seen us.

We live here and shop here and work here. We even have a Mat-Su LGBT Community Center in Palmer and hosted Wasilla’s first drag show fundraiser at the Best Western on Lake Lucille. We have all kinds of jobs, including work you probably don’t think of as gay. We raise children and run dogs, gather round the bonfire, barbeque in the summer and shoot off fireworks in the winter. Some of us go to church, but not the anti-gay churches. We keep a low profile because of people like this Wasilla pastor who says we’re the anti-christ… and the people who like Sarah.

We do appreciate the way you keep reminding everyone that she’s a liar. She tried to use you, to control you, but you stood up for yourself and forged a different path. Good for you. Hopefully, the rest of the country will see through her lies and choose a different path as well.

If you ever want to meet the local gays, come join us for drag queening down at the … well, we’d better meet in Anchorage at Mad Myrna’s, we don’t want any trouble from the local yahoos. You’re not a gay icon in Alaska, but you’re sure to get a warm welcome at Myrna’s.

Your gay Wasilla homeboys

Incidentally, Josh Koll, the owner of the hockey equipment used in Levi’s Playgirl shoot is selling some of it on eBay. The stick and pants are already gone, but if you’re into these kinds of things, the helmet and shoulder pads are still up for grabs.


  1. David says

    Help me get this sorted. Nardicio pretends Terry Richardson was an option and then hires a mall photographer to take the unspeakably bad pictures of Levi? After the shoot, Nardicio let’s his buddies hawk the props on eBay? Is he really the sweaty mess I’ve seen out at the clubs, even in his day job? Playgirl’s relaunch is really … something.

  2. steve says

    lol, well done

    as another small town gay man, I can say this is pretty spot on

    the majority of people in this country are still completely enclosed in a bubble when it comes to what their concept of “gay” is

    be yourself, be out & hopefully they will start to see the bigger picture

  3. Admiral Ackbar says

    “If you ever want to meet the local gays, come join us for drag queening down at the …”

    “the majority of people in this country are still completely enclosed in a bubble when it comes to what their concept of “gay” is ”

    I wonder why that is? Hmmm…..

  4. Frater Gymos says

    Are you aware that Google ads is running an anti-gay ad on this page against the NJ Legislature for considering same-sex marriage? I couldn’t get it to stop popping up.

  5. BC says

    I agree with KJ on Levi’s time being up. The ONLY reason he is getting any attention at all from gays, or the media is because he is Anti-Palin. You know he was not “OK” with gays until he saw that he could get money by using us. Again, another case of people in the gay community supporting an idiot who pretends to like us. Our community loses integrity the more we focus attention on people like Levi.

  6. Chitown Kev says

    “You know he was not “OK” with gays until he saw that he could get money by using us.”

    Damn, I think I heard this song at the club last night!

  7. JimmyD says

    But aren’t The Gays, in turn, using him? How many gay men have been counting the days until the nude pics appeared?
    “Ooooooo… Levi is kind of cute and he’s gonna be naked!” And then every gay blog/site have been covering it.
    Good for Levi. His bitch almost mother-in-law dragged him into the public spot light. Talked shit about him. In turn, he’s using that opening to make a few bucks AND maybe has learned something about the big world outside of his tiny pond. Maybe he’s been exposed to some things he thought he hated a year ago. Maybe he has new attitudes about gay people. Maybe he now knows how backwards some people can be. Maybe he’s grown up a bit.
    Why talk smack about him? He’s not a WeHo bodied gym bunny but he does look good naked.
    Oh… because that’s what jaded fags do. Build em up, knock em down. Post snaky comments from the privacy behind their computer screens.
    Palin threw some pretty shitty lemons at him… I think he’s made some pretty sweet lemonade.

  8. BC says

    JIMMYD – and my point is….If Levi and the Palin’s had a decent relationship and the break up was civil, the gays wouldn’t care about him at all. It’s not about him being cute. It’s not about the nude pics. It’s about being a hater of Sarah Palin. Extremely superficial.

  9. Jim Dawes says

    First of all…Levi is an idiot. Why would you even say anything positive about this lowlife. And…perhaps you think Sarah is a liar…but some of us gays think she is pretty credible. I am assuming that you voted for Obama…speaking of liars…O man comes to mind.
    Levi needs to take his fifteen seconds of fame and dress his cherub like body and go get a real job. And…Behar is another freak and waste of space. Her show needs to be cancelled. Hated her on the other show and stopped watching it because of her…and wouldn’t turn her show on if it was the only thing left to view.