Towleroad Guide to the Tube #641

ME AT THE ZOO: The first video ever uploaded to YouTube, on Saturday, April 3, 2005.

ITCH: The ibex demonstrates its evolutionary advantage.

INTRODUCING: The non-stop bullet train. "A mere 5 min stop per station (elderly passengers cannot be hurried) will result in a total loss of 5 min x 30 stations or 2.5 hours of train journey time!"

GETTING IT WRONG: A compilation of infomercial incompetence.