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Listen: Megan Phelps-Roper and Westboro Baptist Church’s Epic Cover of Lady Gaga’s ‘Telephone’, Called ‘Ever Burn’

Andy Towle June 2, 2010

Shut up, shut up, Rebel
You talk; God don’t hear a thing.
All you got is lust, no will to just obey, obey
Wha-wha-what did you say?
You think God loves your praying?
He hates all you do
Cause you love fornicating
F-fornicating
F-fornicating
He hates all you do
Cause you love fornicating

No hesitation; you got more perversion to display
But there’s no part of you ya haven’t pimped already
You should’ve planned for curses from the God you disobey
Now he hates all you do cause you love fornicating (Ugh!)

Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore
You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores
Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore
You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores

Just stop prayin’ to Him; He’s busy!
Just stop prayin’ to Him.

Can pray if you want, but you got no hope
Only hell where you will forever burn
Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin’ on
To the hell where you will forever burn

Can pray if you want, but you got no hope
Only hell where you will forever burn
Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin’ on
To the hell where you will forever burn

Boy, the way you fake pray all the time
Will just kill soldiers faster
Spread that oil faster
Bring the fire faster
You should’ve listened to our words
Instead you brought disaster
Praying cuz this is dire
Sorry, He will not answer

Doesn’t just abhor you,
God’s now your enemy
Now you have got no hope
He’s deaf to your desperate pleas

Sometimes I feel like it is to myself I’m talkin’
But you will heed these words or get your own GodSmackin’
your own GodSmackin’
your own GodSmackin’
You will heed these words or get your own GodSmackin’

Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore
You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores
Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore
You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores

Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore
You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores
Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore
You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores

Just stop prayin’ to him; He’s busy!
Just stop prayin’ to him.

Can pray if you want, but you got no hope
Only hell where you will forever burn
Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin’ on
To the hell where you will forever burn

Can pray if you want, but you got no hope
Only hell where you will forever burn
Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin’ on
To the hell where you will forever burn

Forever burn
For- Forever burn
Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin’ on
To the hell where you will forever burn
Forever burn
For- Forever burn
Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin’ on
To the hell where you will forever burn

We’re sorry, the God you’re trying to reach won’t hear your crap at this time
Please shut your trap and never try again

Well, maybe "epic" is a bit of hyperbole.

You know, they had so much success with their version of "Poker Face" (it's here if you missed it) they had to get this one out quickly, because it's headed with a bullet to the top of the Evangelical Top 40.

Megan Here's a sample of the lyrical brilliance:

Shut up, shut up, Rebel
You talk; God don’t hear a thing.
All you got is lust, no will to just obey, obey
Wha-wha-what did you say?
You think God loves your praying?
He hates all you do
Cause you love fornicating
F-fornicating
F-fornicating
He hates all you do
Cause you love fornicating

No hesitation; you got more perversion to display
But there’s no part of you ya haven’t pimped already
You should’ve planned for curses from the God you disobey
Now he hates all you do cause you love fornicating (Ugh!)

Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore
You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores
Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore
You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores

Clip and lyrics, AFTER THE JUMP…

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