MRS. BETTY BOWERS: Christian sex tape.
ROUGH SEAS: From inside the hull of the Pacific Sun cruise ship.
GAY DATING TIPS: From the characters of the new film Is It Just Me?
BACKIN-UP SONG: From Auto-Tune the News. "After the plot of 2 armed thieves is foiled by a brave store clerk, Diana of Kansas City excitedly recaps the fiasco in song, extolling the teachings of her father." Original here.
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