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Watch: Wingnut Cindy Jacobs Says Mass Bird and Fish Deaths are Because 'DADT' Was Repealed

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Wingnut Cindy Jacobs, of Generals International ministry, has revealed the reason for the mass fish and bird deaths. it's because "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" was repealed.

...let’s talk about this Arkansas pattern and say, could it be a pattern? We’re going to watch and see. But the blackbirds fell to the ground in Beebe, Arkansas. Well the Governor of Arkansas’ name is Beebe. And also, there was something put out of Arkansas called "Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell" by a former Governor, this was proposed, Bill Clinton. As so, could there be a connection between this passage [Hosea 4] and now that we’ve had the repeal of the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, where people now legally in the United States have broken restraints with the Scripture because the Scripture says in Romans 1 that homosexuality is not allowed.

It could be because we have said it’s okay for people who commit these kinds of acts to be recognized in our military for the first time in our history, there is a potential that there is something that actually happened in the land where a hundred thousand drum fish died and also where these birds just fell out of the air.

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. Girl friend needs to lay off of the crack pipe!

    Posted by: Harry | Jan 10, 2011 8:37:54 PM


  2. Come on now.. ya'll KNEW the wackadoodles were eventually gonna blame us for those birds falling out of the sky. I mean.. none of you is surprised, right?

    Posted by: sparks | Jan 10, 2011 8:39:30 PM


  3. Girl, a downtown hooker called. She wants her coat back. And get those ben wa balls off your neck. You don't know where they've been.

    Posted by: Wilberforce | Jan 10, 2011 8:44:37 PM


  4. ...and somewhere a jacketless supervillain is left shivering in the cold night air.

    Posted by: Steven | Jan 10, 2011 8:52:23 PM


  5. @Travis: You're absolutely right regarding post hoc ergo proptor hoc. This most basic fallacy ("After this, therefore because of this") is not just fatal weakness of virtually all religious-right "logic," it is -- in my opinion -- the very source of the human belief in god(s).

    Deep in their caves, our frightened, newly bipedal ancestors observed taboos, sacrificed virgins or goats or virgin goats, and -- lo! -- spring returned ... or a bison was felled ... or a volcano DIDN'T erupt ... or ... or ... whatever! It was clearly PROOF that they had pleased the sun god or the corn god or Baal or Yahweh or Our Lady of Perpetual Dyspepsia.

    All religion is a series of implied threats perpetuated by ex post facto omens. A solar eclipse? Well it MUST have been something we did to make the gods take always the sun! Surely the priests will tell us what, so we won't do it again!

    The only thing more stupid than these religious nuts is the power our frightened fellow citizens have given them over us.

    Posted by: AtlantaGuy | Jan 10, 2011 9:11:27 PM


  6. Oh and @ Christopher: Hilarious! :-)

    Posted by: AtlantaGuy | Jan 10, 2011 9:12:20 PM


  7. The ignorance of the wingnuts never ceases to amaze me but it's always an unexpected pleasure when it also makes me fall off my chair laughing.

    Posted by: Ninong | Jan 10, 2011 10:24:25 PM


  8. ..aaaaaand American kids are dying because of "Christians" like her refusing to listen to actual people and facts.

    Posted by: X | Jan 10, 2011 10:32:59 PM


  9. I would just love for someone to mention to this woman that we burn tons of fossil fuels, consume tons of stuff, pollute tons of crap into the environment everyday. not to mention there are hundreds of thousands of planes in the sky. i love things this stuff provides for society, but if we're jumping to conclusions, you ignore everything society puts into the sky... and you land on GAYS. seriously. can someone mention this to this woman cause i dont want to look for her email addy. i just want to get that across to her. think about your Escalade before you go calling the gays into it.

    Posted by: mike | Jan 10, 2011 11:30:35 PM


  10. Oh and Suze Orman called, she doesn't want this lady ripping off her style, cause she's apparently an idiot.

    Posted by: mike | Jan 10, 2011 11:32:46 PM


  11. Cindy Jacobs is a man, baby!

    Posted by: ratbastard | Jan 10, 2011 11:34:31 PM


  12. She kinda looks like Gloria Allred and Leona Helmsley had a love child...

    Anyway, the Invisible Sky Wizard must really be slipping. Time was when gays were blamed for Hurricane Katrina. Now we're blamed for a bunch of birds dropping from the sky? Talk about an anticlimax! Consider me underwhelmed.

    Posted by: Scotty | Jan 10, 2011 11:40:56 PM


  13. If Ms. Jacobs really believes in the Bible, why isn't she heeding this bit of it?

    "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence" (1 Timothy 2:12).

    Maybe the bird deaths occurred because she's disobeying this piece of Scripture?

    Posted by: Diogenes | Jan 11, 2011 12:08:42 AM


  14. stupid, ugly, hateful idiot

    Posted by: tranquilo | Jan 11, 2011 1:26:22 AM


  15. It's difficult...to take someone seriously with a pomeranian on her head. "Hush now, waffles! Be still. Momma's churchin'!" You know she's got mirrors in her dressing room. She actually stopped, examined, has a stylist...and thought, "now this looks good...no no no...this!". It's like a chunk wedge weave...a monument to poor decision making. And intentional...rotflmao. And people get their moral guidance from these big haired buffoons. Hair hypnosis...don't listen to the words...look at the hair...would someone who looks this pathological mislead you? No way...she should be selling pencils from a paper cup in a subway terminal.

    So what's with fundy preachers and the wild crazy hair? I mean the pinched angry faces are quickly explained, but the peacock pieces defy...they just defy.

    Posted by: TANK | Jan 11, 2011 2:01:43 AM


  16. Where's the chinstrap?

    Posted by: TANK | Jan 11, 2011 2:16:36 AM


  17. actually, it's that sequined purple leopard-print jacket of hers that's making all the birds die. just a thought . . .

    Posted by: t.todd | Jan 11, 2011 2:39:16 AM


  18. Uh. Um. Well, um. Yeah, sure, Cindy. Right. Uh, which planet did you say you came from, Hon?

    Posted by: jamal49 | Jan 11, 2011 3:56:31 AM


  19. And Pat Robertson said that God made the blizzard to keep people from doing "gay" things. God sure seems to have a lot of human emotions like anger, jealousy, revenge, etc. for a omnipotent deity. And I know that all 38 countries that allow service members to openly serve have had all their animals die as well. In fact, I don't think there are any animals left on the planet accept those who peddle apocalyptic fear from the pulpit and government.

    Posted by: Skooter McGoo | Jan 11, 2011 4:39:03 AM


  20. Why doesn't she talk with the gay guy who picked out that outfit because you know no straight person came up with a Joan Rivers Collection necklace and sparkling leopard print.... I'm sure "her gay" can explain why we are all equal.

    Posted by: Paul Leary | Jan 11, 2011 5:12:21 AM


  21. She should be charged with a crime -- for wearing that coat.

    Posted by: Rodney Wollam | Jan 11, 2011 7:44:07 AM


  22. Where is Tiny Fey when you need her.

    This would be material for about 500 SNL skits.

    No one with a quarter of a brain could possible take this idiot seriously, but I do LOVE the cloths!

    Posted by: EJ | Jan 11, 2011 7:52:25 AM


  23. The quote is almost incoherent. I smell Benzos.

    Posted by: Danny | Jan 11, 2011 8:52:18 AM


  24. You better not blame the repeal of DADT on that outfit!

    Posted by: Jack M | Jan 11, 2011 10:06:46 AM


  25. This woman is an 80s comedian right? If she's not a comedian, think she needs a new set of holy vestments and a better team of gay stylists.

    Posted by: Joe | Jan 11, 2011 10:59:27 AM


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