Sorry, Andy. That's definitely a Savage brother, not a Jonas brother. He needs his own coming-of-age series on CW's after school lineup or they will never accept him into the fam.
Posted by: Jon B | Jan 11, 2011 1:05:37 PM
I'm amazed at how they got that balding frizz to look like it did. He looks like Richard Simmons now.
Posted by: Karl | Jan 11, 2011 1:13:21 PM
Hail, the most boring face in the history of mankind.
Posted by: stingo | Jan 11, 2011 1:21:38 PM
Who the hell is he? And why is it important how he does his hair?
Posted by: RWG | Jan 11, 2011 1:26:27 PM
Meh...from what I remember Pete was openly bisexual at the beginning of his career, which made him a little bit interesting to me. Then he went and married the super-talent that is Ashlee Simpson and popped out a kid. No more talk of being bisexual. Sure there's a couple dick-pics floating around but he bores me once again...
Posted by: RDUB | Jan 11, 2011 1:54:44 PM
@Brenda: Thank you.
@NaughtyLola: And thank you. I was wondering why he had an unusual type of beauty. It's partly from his Hawaiian mother, ok.
And he doesn't need to change the texture of his hair--not to be a pretty man. Career-wise? His young female fans? Well, I dunno, young white women think the President is sexy and he doesn't press his hair.
So, no, don't press your hair...uhm, whatever your name is.
He just needs a black barber. NO, not a black hair sylist...a black barber, like I said. (I may be a queen, but I aint foo foo).
Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Jan 11, 2011 1:57:01 PM
He looks a lot better -- I'm kinda shocked this dude who I always thought looked so creepy/gurly/ugly is now givin' me some wood.
Posted by: Swine | Jan 11, 2011 1:59:12 PM
It needs to be cut shorter, neater.
Posted by: BK | Jan 11, 2011 2:12:00 PM
LOVE the Semitic ( Black part...the original Jews) of his ancestry showing! YUM...