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NEWS: Rick Perry Is Drunk, Steven Tyler Is Sober, Financial Service Workers Are Mean, Let's Occupy A Yacht

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Road Rick Perry: Tonight, the bottle let him down.

Road Barack Obama overwhelmingly popular in Latin America.

Road 11 to be inducted at Chicago's Gay & Lesbian Hall of Fame.

Road Molecular gastronomy made simple.

Road Chatter swirls around "reformed" predator and Christian candidate Linda Wall.

Road How big are financial sector paychecks? Big.

Road Costume party! Lawyers mock the dirty middle-class scumbags they helped foreclose on:

... two Baum employees are dressed like homeless people. One is holding a bottle of liquor. The other has a sign around her neck that reads: "3rd party squatter. I lost my home and I was never served." My source said that "I was never served" is meant to mock the "typical excuse" of the homeowner trying to evade a foreclosure proceeding.

Road He used to call homosexuality a sin. Maybe he still does. Regardless, now he stands with the bullied, against the bullies.

Road Good news! Steven Tyler is not on drugs.

Road The United States can't handle bioterror.

StraightMaine Road They won! San Diego seniors become America's first lesbian homecoming couple!

Road Sister's eulogy for Jobs.

Road Occupy that yacht!

Road Jamaican sodomy law to face its first legal challenge.

Road Straight people sell gay marriage to Mainiacs. Watch a vid AFTER THE JUMP ...

 

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  1. The link about Perry takes me somewhere else, and I'm curious what's what with Perry...

    Posted by: JHH | Oct 30, 2011 5:46:56 PM


  2. the rick perry link goes to the lesbians not perry

    From other sources of the event perry comes off more cocaine addled than drunk

    Posted by: say what | Oct 30, 2011 5:53:39 PM


  3. @JHH, Say What: I found the link:

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/watch-rick-perry-goes-off-the-cuff-during-unconventional-cornerstone-speech/

    Posted by: Rodney Wollam | Oct 30, 2011 5:59:18 PM


  4. I wonder if Perry prefers his "passion" on the rocks or neat...

    http://www.examiner.com/liberal-in-baltimore/perry-clearly-juiced-for-friday-night-speech-1

    Posted by: Bill Schmalfeldt | Oct 30, 2011 7:21:45 PM


  5. Sorry, guys. Perry link is fixed. - BKT

    Posted by: Brandon K. Thorp | Oct 30, 2011 8:15:07 PM


  6. BREAKING NEWS - a gruesome tale of how Steven Tyler’s assistant Ray Tabano tried to kill Tyler’s teenage girlfriend to get rid of Tyler’s unborn child. When she survived the fire, Tyler forced her to abort their baby boy while surrounded by doctors and lawyers as he snorted cocaine. His aborted son (later named Mike by Julia) however survived the horrifying late term procedure. He was left to suffocate as his father watched him gasp his first and last breaths of life – Julia Holcomb Interview Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSxQse70KGA

    Posted by: Bobby Fontaine | Oct 30, 2011 8:48:03 PM


  7. "Barack Obama overwhelmingly popular in Latin America."

    They can have him.

    "The United States can't handle bioterror."

    Or healthcare, education, borders, job creation, sensible tax policy, etc.

    Posted by: Max | Oct 30, 2011 9:17:29 PM


  8. little touch o ted haggard in texas

    Posted by: khan | Oct 30, 2011 10:29:20 PM


  9. "our batsh*t crazy"? Um, start using spell-check. This blog has gotten waaaaaaay too sloppy as of late in its presentation.

    Oh, by the way, Perry was drunk. And he's a major d*ck.

    Posted by: jamal49 | Oct 31, 2011 11:48:12 AM


  10. Very honored to see such articles.

    Posted by: water based ink | Nov 16, 2011 2:51:47 AM


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