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Taylor Kitsch's Best Friend: VIDEO

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Back in December I posted the trailer for the upcoming film John Carter, in which a Civil War captain is transported to Mars. A just-released clip shows Taylor Kitsch meeting some sort of blobby, oversized alien dog creature (it's called a Woola) and maintains the trailer's camp tone, intentionally or not.

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. This is shaping up to be the FLASH GORDON of the 2000's!
    And I mean that in the worst and best possible ways...

    Please tell me the theme song for John Carter will be done by QUEEN with Adam Lambert!

    Posted by: Strepsi | Feb 17, 2012 12:09:10 PM


  2. I read the John Carter of Mars series as a kid 40-years ago, both the novels and the wonderful boots, muscles and fur-thong illustrated versions. Taylor Kitsch is NOT John Carter....he's too-young and too-skinny, and dare-we-say not butch-enough?

    Posted by: Ted B. (Charging Rhino) | Feb 17, 2012 12:56:37 PM


  3. A monster that barks and looks like a gigantic penis... interesting, yawn.

    Posted by: Paul | Feb 17, 2012 2:32:05 PM


  4. LOL: doesn't everyone need an unintentionally (I would imagine) phallic sidekick? Looks like he's being menaced by the world's largest micropenis in that top photo.

    Posted by: Sean in Dallas | Feb 17, 2012 3:31:31 PM


  5. Wow this is how Taylor Kitsch follows up Friday Night Lights? Oy...his last name is certainly appropriate.

    Posted by: Jon | Feb 17, 2012 4:08:27 PM


  6. The whole movie should have just been him running around in a leather loincloth. Instant Oscar winner, breaking box office records, etc.

    Posted by: Shelby | Feb 17, 2012 4:55:40 PM


  7. The movie is obviously aimed at twelve year old boys ( but that creature might be hommage to the penisaurus from "Flesh Gordon") And you know this is a Disney movie so I'm sure it will available as part of Happy Meal...

    Posted by: jaragon | Feb 17, 2012 5:41:00 PM


  8. THe John Carter of Mars series also required that Captain John Carter was naked all the time, wearing only weapons! I am surprised the Burroughs Estate permitted this absurdity. Granted the real thing could only be rated R or X, being faithful to the book should be required.

    Posted by: craig fox | Feb 17, 2012 6:10:49 PM


  9. That's a penis with legs! Also, that clip reminds me of the arcade game "Time Traveler"

    Posted by: Garst | Feb 18, 2012 3:13:50 AM


  10. If Carter was naked all the time the film would have to be rated R which would keep it's primary target audience out.

    Posted by: jaragon | Feb 19, 2012 5:17:13 PM


  11. Taylor Kitsch was hot and the "dog" was adorable, but not enough to save this turkey of a movie.

    Posted by: seattle mike | Mar 20, 2012 5:05:06 PM


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