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Tom Hanks' Son 'Chet Haze' Tweets Shirtless Photos, Heterosexual Clarification

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Last night Tom Hanks son and aspiring rapper Chet Haze decided he needed some attention so tweeted out a couple shirtless shots of himself: "Ladies... This is for you."

Apparently Haze wasn't prepared that the shots would actually make men tune in: "Yo, Shout out to ALL my fans-- both straight and gay... #humbled but just so you know I'm straight lmao ok ThankYou"

One more shot, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. We know he's straight because a gay guy would be showing off his belt of Apollo more, it's the gay bodypart of the decade if you haven't noticed.

    Oh, also the blonde in the background?

    Posted by: Joe B. | Mar 5, 2012 12:44:33 PM


  2. I see very little resemblence to Hanks himself. Now Colin Hanks, except for the ears, looks very much like his father. Chet is nice to look at and for tats, that design on his upper arm is nice, can't read what it says tho'... :-(

    Posted by: OS2Guy | Mar 5, 2012 12:45:03 PM


  3. 15 minutes......

    Posted by: John | Mar 5, 2012 12:46:25 PM


  4. Sorry... the tats, as most do, look like mare'd and are doing nothing more than just messing up an otherwise fine body.

    Posted by: 99% | Mar 5, 2012 12:52:12 PM


  5. Does he have an acne problem?

    Posted by: Oliver | Mar 5, 2012 12:53:51 PM


  6. Audaces fortuna iuvat - Fortune favors the bold

    Posted by: Oliver | Mar 5, 2012 12:56:32 PM


  7. All that money and he can't afford Proactiv.

    Posted by: endo | Mar 5, 2012 12:56:58 PM


  8. For him not to know that those shots would attract men is just plain stupid and suspect.

    Posted by: CAJIVA | Mar 5, 2012 1:02:32 PM


  9. Tom hanks son , rapper

    Yeah uhm, never going to happen

    there is no street cred leaving the rough life in beverly hills as white bred& miracle whip Tom hanks

    Posted by: say what | Mar 5, 2012 1:03:29 PM


  10. And a very gracious response. I'm not gay, but thanks for admrinig me.

    Posted by: Ben in Oakland | Mar 5, 2012 1:03:42 PM


  11. should have read as " ....living the rough life in beverly hills as the son of white bread & miracle whip Tom Hanks"

    Posted by: say what | Mar 5, 2012 1:05:14 PM


  12. Ain't mad.

    Posted by: JeffRob | Mar 5, 2012 1:05:18 PM


  13. Who Cares...

    Posted by: soonyd | Mar 5, 2012 1:07:57 PM


  14. Rapping, just like with any form of music, isn't and shouldn't be confined to the economic class of the people that invented it. Its like saying playing the violen or piano should be reserved for only the high classes.

    Posted by: Robert | Mar 5, 2012 1:09:48 PM


  15. He was in the Bratz movie. Will he EVER live that down? :)

    Posted by: Joe | Mar 5, 2012 1:10:38 PM


  16. robert

    true, but what is he going to rap about?

    daddy gave me a 1 yr old porsche on my 16th b-day instead of a new 1, Yo


    OY

    Posted by: say what | Mar 5, 2012 1:13:50 PM


  17. "Rapping, just like with any form of music, isn't and shouldn't be confined to the economic class of the people that invented it. Its like saying playing the violen or piano should be reserved for only the high classes."

    Violin, dear. And we call ourselves "upper class" not "high class."

    But thanks for the permission to rap. We'll take it under advisement.

    Posted by: JeffNYC | Mar 5, 2012 1:14:53 PM


  18. Must be a slow news day, first RuPaul, now this...

    Posted by: MikeH | Mar 5, 2012 1:17:18 PM


  19. I don't care if he has a little acne scarring. He's still hot.

    And whoever can't see Tom Hanks in him is blind.

    Posted by: ratbastard | Mar 5, 2012 1:28:59 PM


  20. if anyone cares, Chet Haze sounds like a real clown:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/28/chet-haze-chicago-based-m_n_1029430.html

    Posted by: Oliver | Mar 5, 2012 1:34:12 PM


  21. on a more important side note his music is a snore.

    Posted by: Ev | Mar 5, 2012 1:40:19 PM


  22. I can't imagine what it's like for so many of these straight guys to feel so compelled to scream out that they're not gay at every point. I mean, it must get exhausting having this fear inside you that someone is going to think you're gay, even when you have a sexy blonde girl in the background? And does he think we wouldn't know that Tom Hank's had a gay son up until now?

    I'm not saying that he's saying it with any malice, but why say it at all? It's like being Asian and running around telling everyone "I'm a good driver, I'm a good driver, I'm a good driver!" Really? The only people who assume you're not a good driver are people who use stereotypes to judge people, and why do you care what they think? So rotted...

    Posted by: Hollywood, CA | Mar 5, 2012 1:56:09 PM


  23. Instead of tweeting this "shout out" to all his fans, couldn't he have just called the 3 of them?

    Posted by: endo | Mar 5, 2012 2:04:09 PM


  24. actually, he just said he is not straight.

    imagine he made this statement aws an audio message rather than a tweet. He would have said "I am straight. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hya ha hee hee ha ha ha hooo (gasp gasp)ha ha ha ha ha hee ha ha ha ha hee hee ha ha ha ha etc.
    this is how Leslie Jordan would say he is straight.

    why would a straight man laugh his ass off after saying he is straight. It's because he can't say it and keep a straight face. A man who is confident in his sexuality would laugh first--then come out for the breeders.

    Posted by: eric | Mar 5, 2012 2:24:46 PM


  25. Tom Hanks' son is a ... rapper?! He must have earned his street cred on Rodeo Drive.

    Posted by: Guy | Mar 5, 2012 2:30:20 PM


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