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Tom Hanks' Son 'Chet Haze' Tweets Shirtless Photos, Heterosexual Clarification


Last night Tom Hanks son and aspiring rapper Chet Haze decided he needed some attention so tweeted out a couple shirtless shots of himself: "Ladies... This is for you."

Apparently Haze wasn't prepared that the shots would actually make men tune in: "Yo, Shout out to ALL my fans-- both straight and gay... #humbled but just so you know I'm straight lmao ok ThankYou"

One more shot, AFTER THE JUMP...


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  1. He MUST be straight....there's a random half-naked woman in the pictures that proves it!

    Posted by: Dagoril | Mar 5, 2012 2:49:55 PM

  2. Wow. So many old catty queens here. Wah I don't like tattoos. Wah he has acne. Get over yourselves.

    Posted by: J | Mar 5, 2012 3:23:00 PM

  3. So Tom Hanks breeds idiots. Don't worry, Tom-Hanks-rapper-son-no-one's-ever-heard-of the ladies can have you.

    Posted by: Ricco | Mar 5, 2012 3:28:51 PM

  4. @J i am quite "over" myself. but just a word of advice ... if you post half naked pix of yourself online then you are setting yourself up to criticism. not everyone is going to say WOW, he's F'N Hot.
    (especially when he's not)

    Posted by: Oliver | Mar 5, 2012 3:55:00 PM

  5. You people are SO disrespectful! You obviously don't even know anything about Chet's life.

    Chet wasn't raised in Beverly Hills (which is soooo-1980's) His street-cred was earned on the boulevards of Pacific Palisades - a place where at any moment palm fronds could come crashing to earth, ruining the paint job on your car and where nannies pushing high-end strollers make trying to get from your front door to Whole Foods a constant nightmare - dodging a potential calamity in every intersection.

    And he has rapped about the travails of being a young man in such an environment, musing on life with his posse rolling medicinal blunts as they head to the beach, being forced to share the DJ booth at a club with your manager, the concern that tomorrow may bring a disaster in the form of a loss by the Lakers. Another of his notable works involves a touching tribute to the difficult years he's spent at elite Northwestern University, an expensive private school built on the edge of Lake Michigan --- imagine how COLD it must be in winter there. How high he must have to turn up the heat in his car. This is a man who knows pain.

    Don't criticize a man until you've driven a mile in his BMW.

    Posted by: buster | Mar 5, 2012 4:14:30 PM

  6. LOL - mediocre looking, no talent riding on Daddy's coat tails. Thanks for telling us your straight. Good thing since he'd be too average to make it the gay scene in any major city.

    Posted by: Ralph | Mar 5, 2012 4:36:37 PM

  7. The first shot is nice but unless the blonde is a trannie I don't think this photo indicates gayness. Hey it can't be easy being the son of an Oscar winning star.

    Posted by: jaragon | Mar 5, 2012 5:37:47 PM

  8. Rapper or no, being in a Bratz movie HAS to be embarrassing.

    Posted by: Aulton | Mar 5, 2012 5:52:47 PM

  9. His right arm notwithstanding, I believe that Fortune actually favors those who don't put big silly tattoos on their bodies.

    Posted by: buster | Mar 5, 2012 7:05:52 PM

  10. 2 Buster




    Posted by: say what | Mar 5, 2012 9:09:39 PM

  11. OMG! That's Ann Coulter in the background grinning!
    Other than that (just kidding) how is this notable?

    Posted by: TomJck | Mar 5, 2012 9:19:35 PM

  12. Fortune Favors the Guys Born With Mega Rich Parents

    Posted by: DrJWL | Mar 5, 2012 11:36:28 PM

  13. LMAO just means I have low enough self-esteem because my dad is a huge star that I'd let you go down on me if you stroked my ego enough. And you'd have to be at least ten years older than me.

    Posted by: Trouble Tones | Mar 6, 2012 12:12:15 AM

  14. Rap. How embarrassing. lowest of musical low. God I hate this generation.

    Posted by: nikko | Mar 6, 2012 1:23:01 AM

  15. @HOLLYWOOD,CA: I live in a very, very Asian neighborhood in Queens, NY and, um, sorry, but Asians ARE very, very BAD drivers. I mean, the absolute WORST. And whatever that makes me, so be it.

    Posted by: jamal49 | Mar 6, 2012 12:54:56 PM

  16. The bottom line for me: I could easily have sex with him and throughly enjoy it (for me at least). After much therapy, I could probably survive having sex with a guy who has tattoos. Send him over!!!!!!!

    Posted by: David Jarrett | Jan 16, 2013 11:07:51 AM

  17. I think Andy spent his youth pouring over any male image that would get the deed done.

    Posted by: Gary | Jan 17, 2013 8:53:31 PM

  18. He has some advantages:

    Posted by: BigGuy | Jan 18, 2013 1:17:46 AM

  19. I agree with one poster that it seems superfluous to announce you are str8 when posting a photo of yourself. But this is the usual reaction of those actors who play gay characters: I AM NOT GAY!! I DID IT FOR THE CHALLENGE, OR THE MONEY WAS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP! (One such actor (who claimed he is str8) was in gay porn and a 'bottom' at that!) I suppose we can use Kinsey for our authority on this subject, ala, 50 degrees of gayness and allow them their contention!

    Posted by: pscheck2 | Jan 18, 2013 5:41:34 PM

  20. A little off topic but in my opinion, Deborah Harry, or should I say Blondie, had the best rap song of all time. Remember Rapture?

    Rap does not need to be about guns and ho's. I think the best rappers are the ones who can actually sing, and even better if they can play a musical instrument.

    I don't know if this guy can do either.

    Posted by: Steve Pardue | Jan 19, 2013 10:07:44 AM

  21. JEFFNYC I heart you

    Posted by: arrant | Jan 21, 2013 8:34:25 AM

  22. Too bad that he disrespects his body so much that he blemishes it with tattoos.

    Posted by: Jerry6 | Jan 25, 2013 9:21:59 PM

  23. "....just so you know I'm straight lmao..."

    Should I care?

    Posted by: jamal49 | Jan 28, 2013 12:58:44 AM

  24. Is it just me, or has this site gotten over run with ads all of the sudden. This is ridiculous.

    Posted by: RedOnTheGreg | Jan 29, 2013 1:18:14 AM

  25. He's not my type...

    Posted by: TY | Mar 13, 2013 2:19:14 PM

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