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Rick Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage for Two-Timing Jerks: VIDEO


The Onion News Network with breaking campaign news:

"Rick Santorum, a staunch opponent of gay marriage, launched a bold coalition today called 'Americans Protecting Marriage from Homosexual Jerks Like Nick Wiseman'. In an interview with the Boston Beacon, Santorum said 'Gay men like Nick Wiseman are endangering the institution of marriage in this country by breaking the hearts of men who have done nothing but love them with their entire souls just so they can run off with some stupid muscle-bound slut.'"


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  1. Love The Onion.

    "democro - grid" -- ha!

    Posted by: Michael in Toronto | Mar 1, 2012 12:05:14 PM

  2. who's nick wiseman?

    Posted by: luke | Mar 1, 2012 1:17:02 PM

  3. @luke

    The joke is obviously that Santorum had his heart broken by a guy and that's why he's anti-gay.

    Posted by: tycom | Mar 1, 2012 5:58:57 PM

  4. Ahhhhhhh the onion is never not funny. Gah their humor is always SO SPOT ON

    Posted by: Andrew | Mar 1, 2012 6:49:38 PM

  5. i'm sorry, i couldn't watch the video!

    Posted by: luke | Mar 1, 2012 7:29:09 PM

  6. This is a funny link, I'm glad it is on towleroad, but I think it is extremely bad form not to include "Satire: " or "The Onion: " in the headline. Something to indicate the veracity of the words to follow.

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