GOProud | Grindr | News | Republican National Convention | Republican Party

Grindr to Make Republican National Convention in Tampa Gayer and More Hypocritical Than Ever: VIDEO


"Imagine being enveloped by Mike Huckabee's speech on family values, and then glancing at your phone and seeing up to 300 high-quality [GOP closet cases] without any interruption.

Watch (warning: some work-unfriendly language), AFTER THE JUMP...

Feed This post's comment feed


  1. I know this is satire, but it's also very true.

    Once the GOP convention starts, Grindr's servers are going to crash from the sheer overload of hypocritical closet cases trying to cruise each other.

    Posted by: FuryOfFirestorm | Aug 20, 2012 9:19:51 AM

  2. I'm not sure how many smooth, uncut Latinos you'd find at any big Republican event. I'm guessing it would mostly white guys, at least 99.9% of whom would definitely be circumcised because only "furriners" and liberal hippies let their sons keep their foreskins.

    Posted by: AJD | Aug 20, 2012 10:29:55 AM

  3. Is Jon Secada really their entertainment?

    Even gay Cubans are Republican? That's just sad.

    ("Tony Bologna" that's funny.)

    Posted by: Pete N SFO | Aug 20, 2012 10:36:10 AM

  4. The funniest part was at the end with Michelle Bachman looking for Ladybird, screaming his name. Honey, just look in the mens bathroom...he is shoving a big cock down his throat as you yell!

    Posted by: GUEST | Aug 20, 2012 10:39:44 AM

  5. RICK/JASON/RATBASTARD just bought his ticket to Tampa!

    Posted by: Kenneth | Aug 20, 2012 10:48:25 AM

  6. When apprehended, Bachmann told officers that he was engaged in an 'aversion therapy' modality with the young, uncut Latino.

    Posted by: Gloria Agujero | Aug 20, 2012 11:06:19 AM

  7. no fats no fems no fiscal responsibility

    Posted by: MaddM@ | Aug 20, 2012 12:27:58 PM

  8. "Discreet (oh who are we kidding, they're say "Discrete" instead...) masc, white racist with no testicles seeks same."

    happy hunting, wimps! :)

    Posted by: LittleKiwi | Aug 20, 2012 12:54:12 PM

  9. There'll be plenty of latinos working at the hotels and conventions centers. And this is the closest the GOP conventioneers ever get to a latino guy compared to their real lives.

    This was pretty funny, but I kept hoping for "poodle balling" to be add to the list of fake sex practices...

    Posted by: Anthony | Aug 20, 2012 1:08:02 PM

  10. Littlekiwi, you would know about not having testicles.

    Posted by: Rob robertss2009 | Aug 20, 2012 3:02:38 PM

  11. OK. Even Urban Dictionary doesn't know some of those things. Closety Republicans are apparently quite wide-ranging in technique.

    Posted by: Randy | Aug 20, 2012 3:11:16 PM

  12. @Rob: Says the guy that hides behind an anonymous handle. At least LK has the cojones to put his real life ID out there.

    Posted by: FuryOfFirestorm | Aug 20, 2012 4:14:23 PM

  13. Am I the only one that all content on funny or die leaning more towards the "or die" part?

    Posted by: Garst | Aug 20, 2012 6:20:38 PM

  14. "It's so funny, because it's true." Oh, Homer, you have never been so right!

    Posted by: starshipcaptain | Aug 20, 2012 8:18:46 PM

  15. Not funny!

    Posted by: andrew | Aug 20, 2012 9:55:41 PM

  16. so close to the truth its so funny

    Posted by: Stephen | Aug 20, 2012 11:23:12 PM

  17. Ha! LOVE it!

    Posted by: Dr. Christopher Blackwell | Aug 21, 2012 12:23:23 AM

  18. Having easy move, a lightweight O-Matter body, and a little overwhelming durability, this specific match assists you to start to see the entire world within a revolutionary mild. As soon as around the hills, do your peepers a favor as well as connect all of them track of your Stockholm, Airbrake, Crow-bar or perhaps a Body goggles.

    Posted by: cheap oakley sunglasses | Aug 27, 2012 3:22:18 AM

Post a comment


« «Tom Daley Inks His Bicep with Olympic Rings: PHOTO« «