1. Mercury says

    That second shot looks like an old Manhunt come-and-get-it-daddy picture. You know the guy who says he is 22 but is really like 50. I just threw up…a lot.

  2. AJ says

    He seriously looks like Gollum in the top one. And every single guy that I have ever met that has done P90X is a total d-bag. Here I was worried he might look good in these pics. He looks awful! What’s with the lame backward red hat? He will be the laughingstock of the interwebs in 3, 2, 1…

  3. rjp3 says

    disgusting inside and out — one of those people that working out does not help

    and sorry the photo shoot is as PATHETIC as those done by PALIN in 2008 …. amazingly lame. Anything to try to look “cool” to the kids. And they always fail.

  4. AJ says

    @JAKKE: Ewww ewww ewwwwwww!! OMG. I am slowly becoming obsessed with these. I almost want to believe they are fake. If Time really released these, it’s very clear whose side they are on.

  5. Scott C. says

    Sorry…I’d hit it while rolling around on a bed of Chik fil a sandwiches slathered in Polynesian sauce. But I would feel really bad about it afterwards.

  6. Caliban says

    Jesus. The backward hat? With that goofy, wide smirk is he auditioning to play The Joker in an upcoming Batman flick?

    Is he TRYING to look like an idiot? If so he succeeded admirably.

    Oh the online snark about this is going to be GOOD!

  7. TANK says

    I know that some of the pathetic, middle-aged queens around here are going to bash Tank for saying this, but I think that if a lot of you had the chance to get Paul Ryan a go, you would be all over him like a bad rash! Yeah, his ideas are hateful and he is a real jerk, and he has a goofy face, but you guys would bang him till the cows came home if you had the opportunity! Just keeping it real, bitches!

  8. danswon says

    HAHAHA he is ugly as sh*t and he does NOT have an impressive body at all. The only nice thing I can say about his physical appearance is that he’s not fat.

  9. Caliban says

    I’ll admit it. There have been photos of Paul Ryan where I thought he was attractive, in an Eddie Munster all-growed-up sort of way. Hey, I have a thing for distinctive noses (don’t ask).

    But that objective aesthetic appreciation of him in those photos doesn’t mean I’d overlook how vile he is politically and it sure as hell doesn’t mean I’d ever vote for him. And I wouldn’t f*ck him with Glenn Beck’s d*ck.

    Ew. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  10. Icebloo says

    How can anyone not think this moron is gay ? REALLY ?

    I just have to add…..this guy is ugly on the inside AND the outside. What a fugly guy – I hope his kids don’t inherit his face.

  11. Bart says

    Embarrassing. He looks like someone who played the side kick on a sitcom 20 years ago and is trying to make a comeback after succumbing to heroin for 10 years.

  12. woodroad34 says

    Really, he looks like Horshack from Welcome back, Kotter. The photo shoot and mugging appear to be his headshots for an upcoming comedy about a man who becomes a nerdy teenager or did Tom Hanks do that already?

  13. Rick says

    You know what is REALLY hilarious about all these disparaging comments? Most of the people making them would “do” Paul Ryan in a heartbeat if they ever got half a chance. And deep-down, they know it.

    Yes, hilarious.

  14. Joseph Singer says

    I really hope someone will tell Ryan what it means when you wear your baseball cap backwards. (You know so it won’t get in the way of what you’re doing down there.)

  15. omi says

    It appears that Gregg Segal was looking for a laugh; mission accomplished!

    And I want Paul Ryan’s funhouse mirror. It obviously distorts observer’s perceptions of themselves. (Goober, spot on!)

  16. Mark says

    Those chicken legs are pathetic, but nowhere near as bad as what’s above them.

    I’d wish that Paul Ryan becomes the next Sarah Palin, but the last thing I want is to ever hear of this bozo again after his failed run for the vice-presidency.

  17. Diogenes Arktos says

    These two shots look like some bad soft-core gay porn layout from the early 1980’s. Remember that in those days there couldn’t be any “arousals”. (I think that’s the word that had to be used.) I had a nightmare about that last night.

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