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Lindsay Lohan's 'The Canyons' Trailer Gets a 50's Twist: VIDEO

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In October, the mostly crowd-sourced thriller The Canyons written by homophobe Bret Easton Ellis, directed by Paul Schrader, and starring Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen busted out of the gate with a 70's-style retro teaser, the first of three.

The second trailer is edited as a 50's-style melodrama. The third, which isn't here yet, is supposed to resemble a 30's style comedy. Who knows what the actual film will end up loooking like.

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. Why do you think we care about this?

    Posted by: benjamin | Nov 13, 2012 10:55:23 AM


  2. It will look like overacted trash with once-adorable LiLo as the drunk, drug-addled Ann-Margret that she is. That's what it'll look like. Just add porn star! *GENIUS!*

    WTFE.

    Posted by: ESA | Nov 13, 2012 11:04:13 AM


  3. He also scripts "The Californians" seen on the SNL network.

    Posted by: EchtKultig | Nov 13, 2012 11:04:58 AM


  4. @ENDO: I thought it odd, too, that TW would make such a crass statement about Easton Ellis regardless of its veracity. I recognize that I, perhaps you, perhaps others, come here regularly because we are in the choir, so to speak, but it still reeks of rank amateurism to have done so.

    But, hey! It's Andy's house and he can damn-well say what ever the hell he wants. We are just guests.

    Having said that and, regarding Jason (everyone's favorite TW troll), Jason is exercising his right to free speech which TW graciously allows him to do as it does others (99% of the time).

    I mean, Jason is so outrageously imbecilic that it has become a daily routine to come here, read the news (admittedly, like the lead to this story, biased news, but again, I'm in the choir) and then search for Jason-The-Troll's and RICK's silly, annoying, spectacularly-idiotic yet always entertaining comments. Toss in a little RATBASTARD and you've got a "Troll Trifecta".

    Posted by: jamal49 | Nov 13, 2012 11:40:53 AM


  5. It's not really a trifecta when it's the same person.

    Posted by: Paul R | Nov 13, 2012 11:47:43 AM


  6. I don't understand deleting comments and then leaving others that create a context vacuum. LOL I guess internet threads can't have a cohesive narrative.

    Posted by: Vince Smetana | Nov 13, 2012 11:51:57 AM


  7. ellis is a homophobe, though.

    he should get back to what he does best - writing about straight males in a way that shows he knows as little about them as he does about gay males.

    Posted by: LittleKiwi | Nov 13, 2012 11:53:22 AM


  8. Lilo comes off looking pretty good in this (so far).

    Posted by: jj | Nov 13, 2012 12:06:31 PM


  9. A career highlight for everyone involved.

    Posted by: Bart | Nov 13, 2012 4:02:17 PM


  10. This is the most amateur piece of high school crap I have ever seen. And you are all actually discussing this?

    Just a comment on Brett Easton Ellis' œuvre— he did write one of the sexiest gay (peripherally bi) scenes (my opinion) ever in a novel: the three-way that was actually a man-on-man two-way in “Glamorama”… and it seemed like he knew what he was talking about. I still fantasize on that chapter. But that's my problem, not yours.

    Posted by: tinkerbelle | Nov 13, 2012 5:07:54 PM


  11. Snore, I can't be bothered watching that piece of white trash who should be locked up for all her crimes.

    Posted by: Cubscoutii | Nov 13, 2012 5:22:19 PM


  12. ellis is a gay-panicky dickwad

    Posted by: gomez | Nov 13, 2012 5:23:20 PM


  13. Wow I hope that is suppose to be some sort of Mel Brooks spoof- it sounds like a masterpiece of pretentious bad cinema.

    Posted by: jaragon | Nov 13, 2012 5:42:17 PM


  14. Lindsay Lohan is a sad girl with a sad life. Am I the only one here who feels badly for her? She's tough to like, that's for sure, but how about giving a break to a girl who was raised by incompetent, selfish narcissists, out for their own financial gain?
    And the best break we all could give her is to ignore her for a while.

    Posted by: scotsyank | Nov 13, 2012 5:56:19 PM


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