UK Dudes are 'Milking' It: VIDEO


A wasteful new internet trend has followed 'planking', 'Batmanning', and 'owling' in the UK, the Guardian reports:

Among the creme de la creme of British youth, an udderly bizarre trend has emerged: milking. Undergraduates stand in public spaces, open a four-pint bottle of milk and pour its contents over their fully clothed bodies.

The trend started in Newcastle, where students have been filmed milking themselves in stations, shopping centres, hotels and roundabouts, and there are reports of the craze in Edinburgh, Oxford, Nottingham and Cirencester. Whey to go, students!


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  1. Whatever.

    Posted by: Rick | Nov 26, 2012 2:26:56 PM

  2. And there're children dying of hunger. Such a waste. Didn't know White thrash were even in England in this proportion!

    Posted by: Markus | Nov 26, 2012 2:30:01 PM

  3. Took me a second to get that *hilarious* play on words of them using creme de creme. But then they use udderly and the story is as inane as what it's reporting.

    Posted by: Paul R | Nov 26, 2012 2:32:18 PM

  4. I prefer if they're milking it the other way around...
    Such a waste !!

    Posted by: Lady HaHa | Nov 26, 2012 2:38:39 PM

  5. Oh, white people.

    Posted by: MARCUS BACHMANN | Nov 26, 2012 2:43:34 PM

  6. In related news, Newcastle Tesco stores report huge increase in milk sales...

    Posted by: Scott K | Nov 26, 2012 2:43:40 PM

  7. Zach Quinto did it first, and better.

    Posted by: PepeSF | Nov 26, 2012 2:45:42 PM

  8. Stupid craze, but safer than planking.

    Posted by: Sylvatica | Nov 26, 2012 2:46:30 PM

  9. Yes what we humans do best.
    1. Make morons of ourselves.
    2. Waste.

    Posted by: John | Nov 26, 2012 2:49:05 PM

  10. Indeed markus, because obviously if these people weren't wasting this milk it would magically be transported to starving children... Starvation is much more of a logistics problem than a waste problem; find something else to moan about (I'm sure it won't take you long)

    Posted by: DavyJones | Nov 26, 2012 2:49:40 PM

  11. They say that milk does a body good. That was fun to watch. A good break from most of the awful posts on the site today. It was especially amusing to see that many people didn't pay them much attention. I guess most people know that young college age guys do dumb things.

    Posted by: andrew | Nov 26, 2012 2:53:04 PM

  12. No Miss Davy Jones: If we save our food and use only what's needed then the government will have more in the store. This would in turn help everyone in a lot of ways. Like by subsidies, coping up with inflation (now don't pretend that poor ppl live only in Africa!), food distribution, lower rates for import and export and hence foreign income, the income which could further be used to realise many good programs, etc. And as in Economy it's said, 'prosperity anywhere is a prosperity everywhere'. But, alas, how would you get that; you lack education, least I could expect you to know about Economics and how the market works.

    Posted by: Markus | Nov 26, 2012 3:08:08 PM

  13. are kids really that bored now?

    Posted by: MaddM@ | Nov 26, 2012 3:09:35 PM

  14. Markus you clearly have no idea what the hell you are rambling about. In the UK there is too much milk produced, so much so that the government restricts Dairy farmers to a limited quota to try to limit the supply=, and even still there is a big surplus. Buying/wasting milk has no negative impact on the overall economy, and in fact could be considered to have a positive impact, in that it helps increase the demand, and thus bolster the market.

    Again; find something else to moan about, and this time try something you know a bit more about.

    Posted by: DavyJones | Nov 26, 2012 3:24:22 PM

  15. Next they will be swallowing goldfish.

    Posted by: jht | Nov 26, 2012 3:29:33 PM

  16. So, export as charity! Lol, Are you really this dumb Miss? I think, now I did have find something to moan about, i.e., your dumbness! Cheerio.

    Posted by: Markus | Nov 26, 2012 3:31:43 PM

  17. Not to encourage this sort of thing, but plank/milking?

    Posted by: BobN | Nov 26, 2012 3:48:14 PM

  18. I think these boys are sending a very clear signal that they really want to be drenched in creamy white liquid.

    Posted by: Dan B | Nov 26, 2012 4:02:50 PM

  19. I'm sure a "classic"Freudian therapist would be able to ramble on at length about this "reversion to an infantile state", then the Usual suspects would pick up on it as a result of a gay conspiracy.

    All these things so assiduously recorded and posted online and imitated a thousandfold are boring. Nonetheless, it's not so horrible as the uptick in public idiocy started so long ago by the unfettering of Citizen's Band Radio.

    Posted by: gregory brown | Nov 26, 2012 4:26:22 PM

  20. well that's amusing. Actually, I made a whole series of photographs like this 8 years ago:

    Posted by: Steven Miller | Nov 26, 2012 4:50:14 PM

  21. The dude in the shower was the best-if you are going to take a milk bath at least take off your clothes...

    Posted by: jaragon | Nov 26, 2012 5:03:35 PM

  22. This is as bad as those milk moustache ads. Yeah we get it, you have jizz on your upper lip. Ugh, trends.

    Posted by: Bollux | Nov 26, 2012 5:13:08 PM

  23. The whole point of it all to me seems to be that everything in life is ultimately pointless, so why not do arbitrary things?

    Or maybe I am reading WAY to much into it.

    Still, what is not to like about attractive young men doing ANYTHING?

    Posted by: Rick | Nov 26, 2012 5:45:31 PM

  24. Tire of these annoying videos from these annoying media whores.

    Posted by: Cockadoodle | Nov 26, 2012 5:50:05 PM

  25. Who cleans this up? Spoiled milk is gross.

    Posted by: Randy | Nov 26, 2012 5:59:58 PM

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