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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is Gone and No One Knows Where

A mysterious trip out of state, according to the Associated Press, has caused Arizona Governor Jan Brewer to shirk her duties to certify election ballots, and nobody knows where she is:

BrewerBrewer spokesman Matthew Benson said in a brief email to The Associated Press that Brewer was unavailable to participate in the general election canvass Monday morning because she was out of the state on official business.

"That is all I can disclose at this time," Benson added.

He later reiterated that during a brief phone interview during which he said he could not respond to several questions about Brewer's whereabouts.

Under the Arizona Constitution, Secretary of State Ken Bennett is the acting governor because Brewer is absent from the state. Bennett said his office late Friday received the customary notification of Brewer's absence. Bennett spokesman Matt Roberts said the notification sent by a Brewer scheduling aide said the governor would be gone Sunday morning to Saturday afternoon. Roberts said Bennett and his staff did not receive any additional information about Brewer's whereabouts.

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  1. Probably in Uganda whipping up antigay hysteria.

    Posted by: dh | Dec 4, 2012 12:58:52 PM

  2. Her broom must have gone out of control

    Posted by: Gandalf | Dec 4, 2012 1:00:41 PM

  3. Not to worry, If they find her ass, they'll find her head...

    Posted by: pdxblueyes | Dec 4, 2012 1:41:36 PM

  4. May I just ask WTF is that AD on the side with the guy in his underwear?

    I'm at work and he's not exactly the best in shape nor the cutest. If I'm going to get busted could it be with someone who doesn't have love handles and looks like he's taken a shower within the past 4 days?

    Just sayin...

    Posted by: Michael | Dec 4, 2012 2:03:07 PM

  5. JOHN CONOLLEY, Maybe Brewer IS a man.

    Posted by: Mawm | Dec 4, 2012 2:05:03 PM

  6. these. are. the. best. comments. ever.

    Posted by: Jesse | Dec 4, 2012 3:30:03 PM

  7. Good. I hope she stays los

    Too bad she didn't take Sheriff Joe with her.

    Posted by: FuryOfFirestorm | Dec 4, 2012 3:37:10 PM

  8. can anyone say detox or botox or maybe a lot of both.

    Posted by: walter | Dec 4, 2012 4:21:23 PM


    Posted by: BIL | Dec 4, 2012 5:50:46 PM

  10. Tell me ... In the wast coast what is the equivalent of "hiking the Appalachian Trail"? Would it be hiking the Rockies? Maybe she'll go off and find her Latin lover, her paramour... just like former Governor Mark Sanford. One could only dream that she just got tired like former Governor Palin and decided to resign. My personal favorite would be that she checked herself into an insane asylum because she realized that her ass is crazy. I guess we will find out her "explanation" upon her return.

    Posted by: Javier | Dec 4, 2012 6:15:32 PM

  11. Yeah apparently shes in Afghanistan of all places. WTF. More of my tax dollars wasted on that leathery old HAG.

    Posted by: Chicklets | Dec 4, 2012 7:15:30 PM

  12. Hopefully all the hate posted on this site about AZ governor is unique to this site and doesn't represent the soul of gay America.

    Posted by: andrew | Dec 4, 2012 7:39:36 PM

  13. I'm guessing helping a relative get an abortion in Mexico.

    Posted by: SoLeftImRight | Dec 4, 2012 8:38:11 PM

  14. awesome. you guys maybe just outdid pocho editor's list.

    but only pocho has the poster you can print out to help find Jan Brewer

    Jan Brewer is the face of the (sagging) Republican party in 2012

    Posted by: just_a_guy | Dec 4, 2012 9:17:13 PM

  15. If it's a facepull she disappeared for, CODENAME: Operation Cow-Hide.

    Posted by: Dee Vee | Dec 4, 2012 9:46:14 PM

  16. Maybe she couldn't get around to certifying that Kenyan Muslim Socialist as president. Either way good riddance, disappear forever.

    Posted by: vassili | Dec 4, 2012 9:47:21 PM

  17. Yall must be too young to remember the TV series "V" (original). She was recalled to her home planet because the invasion plans were not moving along fast enough. If you run across "Diana" in your search watch out!

    Posted by: DC Arnold | Dec 5, 2012 8:00:19 AM

  18. Plastic surgery on that ugly face.

    Posted by: Evangenital | Dec 5, 2012 8:46:16 AM

  19. Is it time for a ALEC meeting???

    Posted by: Jeff | Dec 5, 2012 8:54:40 AM

  20. I'm guessing rehab.

    Posted by: Continuum | Dec 5, 2012 10:08:33 AM

  21. Hoepfully getting a facelift! She is a skank!

    We never visit Arizona anymore - LAND OF THE REPs!

    Or maybe she will never come back? YEAH!

    Posted by: Glenn Rivera | Dec 5, 2012 11:33:18 AM

  22. No one knows where? Who cares!

    Posted by: JT | Dec 6, 2012 8:36:48 AM

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