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Calvin Klein Ex Nick Gruber Totals New Boyfriend's Car

Calvin Klein's ex-boytoy Nick Gruber is not staying out of trouble, according to Page Six:

GruberThe troubled ex-boyfriend of Calvin Klein totaled current boyfriend John Luciano’s $100,000 BMW in a three-car accident in Los Angeles on Wednesday afternoon, reports The Post’s Kirsten Fleming. Even worse, Gruber was on a date with a woman when he had the crash.

Gruber was reportedly on a date with a woman at Six Flags Magic Mountain near L.A. before the accident, they add:

Gruber and the woman enjoyed the day at the theme park. But, Luciano said, on the way home, Gruber was broadsided by a PT Cruiser as he hung a left turn at Moorpark Street and Laurel Canyon Boulevard. The PT then smashed into another car and caught fire. The Beemer was wrecked, and Gruber went to Sherman Oaks Hospital after he suffered a broken nose and some bruises. None of the other passengers, including Gruber’s female date, was hurt. “The thing about Nick, he has a lead foot and rocks for brains,” Luciano quipped.

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  1. ...and screams were heard from the BMW, "NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FAAAACE!!"

    Posted by: Fred | Jan 4, 2013 3:04:17 PM

  2. If he has a lead foot and rocks for brains maybe you might not loan him your car? Just a thought.

    Posted by: StillMarriedinCA | Jan 4, 2013 3:05:20 PM

  3. Ha ha ha.....what a quip !

    Posted by: JackFknTwist | Jan 4, 2013 3:14:16 PM

  4. He's not hot enough to put up with all this!

    Posted by: Frank | Jan 4, 2013 3:14:58 PM

  5. My much younger, maybe "druggy" "boyfriend" is much hotter, and I would never lend him my car.

    This Nick here must have qualities that are not so obvious.

    Posted by: Fahd | Jan 4, 2013 3:18:08 PM

  6. @Fahd - you might not lend him your car, but you might lend him one of your many cars, amirite?

    Posted by: Mike B. | Jan 4, 2013 3:23:34 PM

  7. Poor baby.

    Posted by: G | Jan 4, 2013 3:30:14 PM

  8. For not being gay (or at least that's what he says) he has a good ability to find some rich boyfriends

    Posted by: jjose712 | Jan 4, 2013 3:32:04 PM

  9. At least he doesn't have lead for brains and rocks for feet. Imagine how big his you know what is!

    Posted by: not too bright, is he? | Jan 4, 2013 4:02:03 PM

  10. Stay tuned for more wacky adventures in the life of Low-Rent Boy!

    Posted by: FuryOfFirestorm | Jan 4, 2013 4:03:43 PM

  11. He'll have to be extra good in bed for at least a week now. Who could stay mad at that pouty face?

    Posted by: he looks sorry | Jan 4, 2013 4:04:52 PM

  12. He needs to touch base with the Kartrashians and land a "reality" show.

    Posted by: gregory brown | Jan 4, 2013 4:16:09 PM

  13. @Mike B and @ He looks sorry

    As my sponsor says, "You cannot use "he's really beautiful" as an excuse for enabling this behavior." The hard truth though is that mine is "really beautiful".

    Also, there is no evidence that Nick was at fault for this accident. I am willing to bet that a high percentage of PT Cruiser drivers have symptoms of senility.

    Let's keep an open mind.

    As for the "what's he got that I don't" comments, maybe Nick makes up for his looks with his attitude.

    Posted by: Fahd | Jan 4, 2013 4:22:25 PM

  14. im enjoying this hot mess, i confess

    Posted by: gomez | Jan 4, 2013 4:24:36 PM

  15. It is not due to his good ability. It is because there are many rich morons who prefer "straight" men,the type you see in Sean Cody movies.

    Posted by: simon | Jan 4, 2013 4:34:32 PM

  16. I am continually fascinated by boys like Gruber who find older men to pay them. It must not be an easy life. As the say- you earn every penny.

    Posted by: Kelly T Keating | Jan 4, 2013 4:38:41 PM

  17. No sh*t, a little PT (aka Plymouth Neon) took out a high-end BMDuuh?? Time for brand snobbery (and all the people who paid that much money for so little car) to be put out to pasture.

    Posted by: Onnyjay | Jan 4, 2013 4:38:54 PM

  18. poor Nick, he's a disaster. (destined to be the next Britney Spears - sans talent?)

    Posted by: Oliver | Jan 4, 2013 4:47:18 PM

  19. You can hate all you want, but you all know that you wish you could have a hot, straight blonde guy like this. It may cost a fortune, but it would be worth it.

    Posted by: Timo | Jan 4, 2013 4:48:02 PM

  20. I do not take offense, but are the rich and powerful men who have much younger girlfriends (wives), e.g. Tony Randall, Ed McMahon, Silvio Berlosconi, Nicholas Sarkozy, etc. etc. also "morons"? Au contraire, they are heroes to the many heterosexual men who lead lives of "quite desperation".

    In my opinion - however, humble and unworthy you may deem it -- the "holier than though" comment is a variation on the "what's he got that I don't?" comment. (I am basing this on my 2 semesters of college psychology.)

    Do Nick and Luciano, who are both well over 21, have to conform their private lives to the judgmental, socially correct commentators? Is the only variation now legal marriage followed by surrogate birth and 60-month hybrid Toyota Camry contract? Have we learned nothing from lesbian bed death?

    I know many have suffered, but people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, and mine is indeed a very transparent, thin and brittle glass house.

    As it has ever been, so shall it ever be.

    Posted by: Fahd | Jan 4, 2013 4:50:13 PM

  21. I meant to write "quiet desperation" not "quite desperation". I am home with a COLD.

    Posted by: Fahd | Jan 4, 2013 4:52:55 PM

  22. Also, I meant to write "holier than thou" not "holier than though".

    Isn't that always the way when one is taken up with righteous indignation.

    Posted by: Fahd | Jan 4, 2013 4:56:02 PM

  23. @Fahd:
    Did you also mean to write "holier than thou" instead of "holier than though"?

    Posted by: Correct-o-matic | Jan 4, 2013 4:59:30 PM

  24. @Correct-o-matic

    You have no idea how relieved I am that I entered my correcting comment first. When one is speaking from on high it is important to be correct in all things.

    P.S. The name of my cold medicine is closely guarded.

    Posted by: Fahd | Jan 4, 2013 5:07:03 PM

  25. What an idiot, first off if you were coming from Magic Mountain and ended up on Moorpark going left on Laurel than you have no idea where you're even going. And who tries to make a left onto a constantly busy four lane street without waiting for the light?

    Posted by: testington | Jan 4, 2013 5:27:29 PM

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