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Lance Bass, Susan Boyle, and the Village People 'Keep an Open Mouth' for Miracle Whip: VIDEO


Miracle Whip has enlisted Lance Bass, the Village People, Susan Boyle, Wynonna Judd, Tiffany, and a bunch of other random people for a parody of the "We Are the World" video in which they sing with mock sincerity about the processed spread.

Sings Bass, "Just because you were in a boyband, doesn't mean that you're not a man."

I'm a Hellman's man myself, but I don't judge.


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  1. I'm embarrassed for them all..

    Posted by: Remote Patrolled | Feb 20, 2013 9:58:57 AM

  2. Okaaaayyy. Yes, I feel the uncontrollable urge to go have Miracle Whip. NOW.

    Posted by: Stefan | Feb 20, 2013 10:02:46 AM

  3. Is that Rick Rubin? How the hell did they get him to do this?

    Lance Bass, however, is completely understandable.

    Posted by: ripper | Feb 20, 2013 10:11:46 AM

  4. I could only do 20 seconds. Anyone else get further?

    Posted by: Tom | Feb 20, 2013 10:30:25 AM

  5. Well some folks must need cash to keep up their celebrity lifestyles.

    Posted by: QJ201 | Feb 20, 2013 10:41:36 AM

  6. Oooopennnn ur mouthhhhhhh xD!

    Posted by: Mark | Feb 20, 2013 11:21:28 AM

  7. I watched it all and liked it! It reminds me of We're Sending Our Love Down the Well from the Simpsons. Looks like they had fun making this vid, Good for them.

    Posted by: Joe | Feb 20, 2013 11:39:41 AM

  8. Yuck! Give me real mayonnaise any day.

    Posted by: Brian in Texas | Feb 20, 2013 11:43:43 AM

  9. They must be so proud of their work.

    Such a healthful product.

    Posted by: mending plate | Feb 20, 2013 11:45:08 AM

  10. I suddenly have a lot more respect for Susan Boyle. She's not afraid to do something silly and let herself be seen in an unflattering light. Plus, she warbles through her section of the song without bursting out laughing. Brava!

    Posted by: SoSeriouslyY | Feb 20, 2013 11:52:33 AM


    I don't really like the stuff, but it does have half the fat of regular mayo.

    Posted by: Eric | Feb 20, 2013 11:52:48 AM

  12. @Brian in Texas, you have a dirty mind.

    Posted by: Matt26 | Feb 20, 2013 12:06:20 PM

  13. I loved this, and it's nice to see a national product using an openly gay spokesperson, way to go. I want to buy it now.

    Posted by: Adam | Feb 20, 2013 12:21:50 PM

  14. Growing up in Texas, I was raised on Miracle Whip and only tasted real mayo when I was 16 and living abroad and had homemade mayo, which is my preference now.

    However, the day after Thanksgiving turkey sandwich requires Miracle Whip. It just doesn't taste right, otherwise...

    Also, it was fun to see all those folks gently parodying themselves. The "wiki-wiki-wiki" was my favorite part...

    Posted by: Frank Butterfield | Feb 20, 2013 12:35:56 PM

  15. I like miracle whip but almost never eat it.

    Posted by: anon | Feb 20, 2013 1:04:24 PM

  16. Embarassing to watch. And why doesn't Lance get rid of that dated hairstyle?

    Posted by: Diana | Feb 20, 2013 2:18:11 PM

  17. poor susan boyle just looked drugged out of her gourd. i doubt she's even aware she's in a mayo commercial...

    Posted by: natamaxxx | Feb 20, 2013 6:19:27 PM

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