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Texas Megachurch Pastor Compares Gay Sex to Plugging a TV into the Wrong Outlet and 'Blowing it to Smithereens': VIDEO


Robert Jeffress, the Texas megachurch pastor who recently got dumped by Tim Tebow, last week offered a graphic description of what happens during gay sex during on an appearance on the Trinity Broadcasting Network's program Praise the Lord, Right Wing Watch reports.

Said Jeffress:

I want you to think about this, one time in Heaven, God was sitting up there with his sketch pad and he said, ‘You know, I’m going to design human beings and wouldn’t it be fun if they started doing this together with one another?’ I mean, think about it. God dreamed up sex! He thought it up for our enjoyment! He gave us the equipment to enjoy it with.

And here's how it operates. It should be between a man and a woman, and it should be in the security of a marriage relationship....

Then Jefress goes into the TV comparison:

You know, in the instruction manual, it said, now plug this into a 120 outlet. Suppose I said, ‘Oh, I’m not going to follow those instructions, those are antiquated instructions. I’m going to plug it into a 220 outlet. It’s my TV and I can do whatever I want to with it. Well, it is my TV to do what I want to with it, but I’m going to blow that TV to smithereens if I put it in a 220 outlet!


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  1. Idiot!

    Posted by: ***** | Mar 15, 2013 11:33:30 AM

  2. Eh, the comparison doesn't really make sense, because from what I know you CAN'T plug a regular appliance into a 220 outlet---the plugs don't fit.

    Two men together, however, can plug into each other in a variety of ways just fine, no problems---ha!

    Posted by: octobercountry | Mar 15, 2013 11:33:33 AM

  3. Setting the religious fanaticism aside, almost all new televisions can operate of any voltage between 110 and 240. Even his bigoted analogy fails.

    And I don't remember god's sketch pad mentioned in the bible.

    Posted by: MikeBoston | Mar 15, 2013 11:38:53 AM

  4. What is up with their freakin' obsession with anal sex! Do they think men and women DON'T have anal sex? This is why people are turning from Religion en mass, good riddance fossils

    Posted by: RONTEX | Mar 15, 2013 11:40:57 AM

  5. I bet he wishes someone would plug into him and blow him to smithereens. Someone like Tim Tebow.

    Posted by: Ryan | Mar 15, 2013 11:41:10 AM

  6. The guy that he's talking to seems pretty gay to me.

    I love how these guys use analogies about how body parts fit together. They get off on it.

    Posted by: Jack M | Mar 15, 2013 11:42:19 AM

  7. "I had a TV repair man at my house today"

    Bow chicka wow wow.

    Posted by: Syrax | Mar 15, 2013 11:42:56 AM

  8. I dunno. I plugged into a pretty freakin' fantastic outlet last night.

    Posted by: Little Kiwi | Mar 15, 2013 11:54:03 AM

  9. He has been watching too many 70's gay porn films but this time replace plumber with tv repair man.

    Posted by: Sylvatica | Mar 15, 2013 11:56:44 AM

  10. sleeping with Europeans is more fun anyway (for this American)

    Posted by: unruly | Mar 15, 2013 11:56:48 AM

  11. Not only is MikeBoston right about new TVs running on almost any voltage, but almost all newer electronics of any kind will run on anywhere from about 98 to about 240 volts.

    More important, this pastor doesn't even seem to know Genesis very well. Good made Adam, and then, after he saw that Adam was lonely, God made Eve from Adam's rib to make her obedient. So there was no "sketchbook" or pre-planning involved. And of course, the B.I.B.L.E. (to steal a little from a Big Gay Musical) doesn't mention Lilith at all.

    Posted by: husky | Mar 15, 2013 12:00:14 PM

  12. Oops, type above, God made Adam, not Good made Adam.

    Posted by: husky | Mar 15, 2013 12:01:06 PM

  13. So he knows how explosive & fantastic gay sex can be- You may bust your TV- but hey- the repairman is there & he can come back with a new one for you........

    Posted by: Tab | Mar 15, 2013 12:01:27 PM

  14. Buy an adapter, you dumb oaf.

    Posted by: JackFknTwist | Mar 15, 2013 12:04:47 PM

  15. I wish someone would blow me to smithereens.

    Posted by: Sam | Mar 15, 2013 12:05:25 PM

  16. Dear Pastor,

    I am not an electrician.
    Now phuck off.
    Signed :

    Posted by: JackFknTwist | Mar 15, 2013 12:08:35 PM

  17. Robert Jeffress seems to be OBSESSED with gay sex. he's also one of the nelliest of the megachurch pastors.

    Posted by: Jonathan | Mar 15, 2013 12:09:47 PM

  18. Have you ever noticed that the "born again" are always the people you regret being born in the first place?

    Funny, that.

    Posted by: Caliban | Mar 15, 2013 12:13:33 PM

  19. The host looks like his suit is too small.

    Posted by: zeddy | Mar 15, 2013 12:34:41 PM

  20. Sometimes it is impossible to believe these things happen, but there he is in that show. Must be wonderful to sit and listen those words. Where are these people (really) coming from and what are they thinking all days long?

    Posted by: Matt26 | Mar 15, 2013 12:38:17 PM

  21. I don't even have to listen to this, but the guy he's talking to is gay. GAY GAY GAY.

    Self-loathing folks are as bad or worse than those who beat us up.

    Posted by: YsoSerious | Mar 15, 2013 12:41:27 PM

  22. I love the top comment:
    "Repressed gay guys talking about homosexuality...hot"

    Posted by: EchtKultig | Mar 15, 2013 12:43:59 PM

  23. Gay sex is explosive and straight sex is like watching TV.

    Got it.

    Posted by: BobN | Mar 15, 2013 12:45:52 PM

  24. He doesn't realize that this literally translates as:

    When you put a penis (the cord/plug of your TV) in someone's ass (the wrong type of outlet) you have an orgasm (the TV blows up).

    Posted by: QJ201 | Mar 15, 2013 12:48:23 PM

  25. Why is it that every time I hear or see this guy, I picture him dressed as Tammy Wynette and screaming "can you see my p*ssy now?"

    It's truly a mystery.

    Posted by: Acronym Jim | Mar 15, 2013 12:52:11 PM

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