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Wingnut Group Mocks Gay Coming Out Process in Super-Weird Clip About Adultery: VIDEO


Not surprisingly, this clip comes from Janet Porter's Faith 2 Action group (f you need a refresher on who she is, check this out). And as a bonus to the adultery skit, Peter 'porno Pete' LaBarbera compares homosexuality to alcoholoism.


(via right wing watch)

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  1. Best funny comment was by Jack M. Reminds me of Divine and the egg lady in "Polyester" having a whole chocolate cake for lunch and saying "yummy yummy yummy" That said, orientation and, adultery are too different things. The true bitter irony for conservative Christians is that Jesus is recorded as not being married, and never saying anything about homosexuality or abortion. Oh but he is recorded about saying very much about not judging and treating others fairly. Matthew 7:12 "So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and Prophets." NIV. Perhaps it is no accident, the very next verse is "Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it." Matthew 7:13-14 NIV.

    Posted by: Tom in Long Beach | Apr 24, 2013 2:10:52 PM

  2. LOVE IT! It's like the start of a postmodern joke: "the femme closet dyke, the closet gay, and the butch closet dyke decide to make a youtube video..."

    Posted by: EchtKultig | Apr 24, 2013 2:22:40 PM

  3. Couldn't they persuade anyone in their cast to actually STAND? What a poor directing choice!

    Posted by: Mona | Apr 24, 2013 2:41:21 PM

  4. As satire, this totes works.

    Posted by: Rick | Apr 24, 2013 2:42:33 PM

  5. Though the lady in the center should have tried to find a shirt without holes and stains.

    Posted by: Rick | Apr 24, 2013 2:44:10 PM

  6. Poor thing. Who would have her?

    Posted by: Marc C | Apr 24, 2013 2:46:38 PM

  7. Was that like a parody of a parody? I don't get it. That guy's clearly gay. And they all clearly eat too much.

    Posted by: Not that Rob | Apr 24, 2013 2:46:59 PM

  8. The blonde one: an obese Edie Falco? Am I wrong??

    Posted by: Andrew | Apr 24, 2013 2:48:14 PM

  9. What's w the gay fat guy in the middle?

    Posted by: dc20008 | Apr 24, 2013 2:59:31 PM

  10. Oh, and GLUTTONY is a SIN!

    Posted by: dc20008 | Apr 24, 2013 3:00:08 PM

  11. Adultery is sexual betrayal. If you are in an open relationship, then sex outside the marriage by itself is not adultery.

    Posted by: anon | Apr 24, 2013 3:58:46 PM

  12. My guess is, that we'll hear one day that the guy lost weight around age 50, maybe looked somewhat desirable, blew the hinges of the closet door, and totally hit on younger men to make up for lost time, just like John Paulk. They seem to be ex-gay when nobody would touch them.

    Posted by: kdknyc | Apr 24, 2013 4:25:06 PM

  13. I guess gluttony is no longer a sin?

    Posted by: James | Apr 24, 2013 4:32:02 PM

  14. What unadulterated crap!

    Does this group seriously think that something this low-brow is going to work in their favour? If anything, it might just work against them ... who wants to be associated with that?! (And someone should be charged with child abuse for forcing that kid to appear in it!)

    Posted by: John | Apr 24, 2013 5:02:59 PM

  15. Why, oh why, doesn't Towleroad have like buttons? The comments about the mustard stains on and hole in the T-shirt and the John Waters comments made me laugh out loud, and watch the video all over again. One thing, though, I think that this IS a John Waters piece -- the bad acting, the actors' girth, the execrable dialog, it's totally an early John Waters film! Isn't the one on the right Divine?

    Posted by: ajax2828 | Apr 24, 2013 5:04:34 PM

  16. That was lame- and really the three adults in the skit should head straight for weight watchers ( That LaBarbera person looks really really creepy)

    Posted by: jaragon | Apr 24, 2013 5:22:54 PM

  17. Women hate gays? Cue the surprise....

    Posted by: Alan Brickman | Apr 24, 2013 5:28:11 PM

  18. "Women hate gays? Cue the surprise" Rick/Jason, is that you? I had no idea Alan Brickman was another one of your aliases.

    Posted by: MateoM | Apr 24, 2013 5:43:18 PM

  19. The great irony is that while Jesus never said one word about gay marriage he very clearly defines an adulterer as anyone who remarries after getting a divorce. This is why you've never seen the gay marriage/adultery card played before--it reveals a smoking hole of hypocrisy the size of the Holland tunnel in evangelical thinking. 50% of all hetero marriages in the US result in divorce, and 80% of divorced straights marry again. So, roughly 40% of the adult population of married heterosexuals are committing adultery, according to Christ's teaching.

    Which neatly cues up his other teaching about not pointing out the mote in your brother's eye when you have a beam in your own.

    Posted by: Arrant | Apr 24, 2013 8:09:43 PM

  20. Why are religious people always crazy? ALL of them

    Posted by: Jackson | Apr 24, 2013 9:02:50 PM

  21. Can you imagine being so miserable in your life to take the time and not only edit, shoot, conceptualize, film, write, and make this film....but the thought that goes in to it.

    Christians. SMH. wow.

    Posted by: Merlon | Apr 24, 2013 9:07:19 PM

  22. he nees a bra

    Posted by: steven | Apr 25, 2013 4:23:34 AM

  23. These people are as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.

    Posted by: Dan CCobb | Apr 25, 2013 5:48:56 AM

  24. These are the grandchildren of Dawn Davenport.

    Posted by: Dimitri | Apr 25, 2013 8:49:03 AM

  25. The only victim here is that poor couch.

    Posted by: David of Atlanta | Apr 25, 2013 10:29:55 AM

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