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One Million Moms is 'Shipping Its Pants' Over New Kmart Ad: VIDEO


One Million Moms are "shipping their pants" over Kmart's super-viral new ad and have sent out an action alert condemning Kmart for airing inappropriate 'filth' (to be read in an outraged voice):

The entire commercial's dialogue has various people saying ship or shipped instead of the s-word, including a family, a child, a Kmart employee, a senior citizen couple and other customers shopping in the store.

Normally, we do not provide a link since One Million Moms does not want to contribute to this filth being spread around even more, but we made an exception this time to show how ridiculous and disgusting this ad really is.

Please send Kmart an email letter requesting they cancel their new "Ship my pants" commercial immediately!

Watch the ad (which has already been viewed 12.6 million times), AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. Is anyone really surprised that these busybodies are "outraged"?

    Too bad they don't give a sh*t about gun control.

    Posted by: DiatribesAndOvations | Apr 18, 2013 11:53:45 AM

  2. These folks are starting to make me laugh out loud.

    Posted by: Butch | Apr 18, 2013 11:55:32 AM

  3. they need to get over themselves. i hate kmart. but that commercial was harmless.

    Posted by: getoveryourselves | Apr 18, 2013 11:56:38 AM

  4. they certainly don't care about shipping guns.

    Posted by: DRG | Apr 18, 2013 12:00:39 PM

  5. If not for One Million Moms I wouldn't have even been exposed to this commercial- I guess we can consider them a bullhorn full of filth. Dirty filthy women. Keep the filth you fill your ears and occupy your eyes with to yourselves.

    Posted by: Hey Darlin' | Apr 18, 2013 12:01:23 PM

  6. the 1 mill who only have like 45k followers


    Posted by: Moz's | Apr 18, 2013 12:07:50 PM

  7. but just so we're clear, 1 million (if by million you mean dozen) Moms doesn't care about children being killed from gun violence.

    they care about children being killed by lesbian weddings and hearing puns on TV.

    Posted by: Little Kiwi | Apr 18, 2013 12:09:35 PM

  8. I think the ad was funny!

    Posted by: Jaysonn | Apr 18, 2013 12:12:12 PM

  9. Hysterical ad!

    Posted by: Michaelandfred | Apr 18, 2013 12:19:40 PM

  10. Those 1,000 "mom's" are still around and still trying to force ill guided beliefs on others?

    Posted by: Garst | Apr 18, 2013 12:20:42 PM

  11. Yes "one million" moms! As if your gay protesting wasn't enough evidence that you guys are bat-ship insane. This is just further proof of the dumbships that you are.

    Posted by: Not that Rob | Apr 18, 2013 12:20:48 PM

  12. Hmm, let's look at what's been happening lately. Death and mayhem in Boston, death and mayhem at Texas fertilizer plant, Senate chooses NRA money over children's lives and what is One Thousand Moms interested in? Insignificant trailer trash is what they are.

    Posted by: StevyD | Apr 18, 2013 12:20:52 PM

  13. Both of these sad women must be very bored to have such time on their hands.

    Posted by: Bob Smith | Apr 18, 2013 12:22:13 PM

  14. K-Mart is in desperate shape as a company. This publicity is probably what they were hoping for.

    Posted by: anon | Apr 18, 2013 12:23:06 PM

  15. And One Million Moms is outraged about this ad because.....?

    Posted by: jamal49 | Apr 18, 2013 12:34:49 PM

  16. Do the ladies in "One Million Moms" wear strands of either real or fake pearls? Do they clutch their pearls when they read complaints like the one quoted in this post?

    Posted by: Artie_in_Lauderdale | Apr 18, 2013 12:42:44 PM

  17. I think it is time to stop referring to this group as "One Million Moms." It only perpetuates the lie.

    Posted by: PeteP | Apr 18, 2013 12:49:14 PM

  18. LOLOLOL. This ad is HILARIOUS. And the first time in a decade that anyone has even THOUGHT about K-mapart. Fat chance that they will back off. This does nothing but give them more exposure.

    Posted by: AJ | Apr 18, 2013 12:55:59 PM

  19. I have to admit that "One Million Moms" is a great branding device.
    It gives the impression that they have a million members, which they don't.

    Odious, ignorant, bigoted group. Clever name.

    Posted by: gr8guyca | Apr 18, 2013 12:56:08 PM

  20. People take things too seriously lighten up.

    Posted by: Lauren | Apr 18, 2013 1:09:32 PM

  21. One Million Moms are full of ship.

    Posted by: Firestorm | Apr 18, 2013 1:42:41 PM

  22. I for one love our local K-Mart. Just the other day I scored a great dishwasher on closeout for a mere seventy three bucks!

    Posted by: marcoslb | Apr 18, 2013 1:43:26 PM

  23. anon: After the exposure from this ad, K-Mart will finally be in ship shape.

    Posted by: Firestorm | Apr 18, 2013 1:43:45 PM

  24. That commercial is hysterical. Those handful of moms must really be bores.

    Posted by: Jeff | Apr 18, 2013 1:45:53 PM

  25. To: Diatribes and Ovations - One Million Moms is working to get gun control legislation through. It would be nice if that was their main focus - and perhaps issues like student debt, tuition costs, public schools that actually prepare students for life or further academics - stuff like that would be good.

    Posted by: Markt | Apr 18, 2013 1:46:17 PM

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