I know there are endless debates about tattoos in the comments, but those all look awful. The clouds look like they were done by a first grader. And no, I don't hate tattoos.
It's like plastic surgery: if you're going to alter your body and you have money, get it done well. People like Nicole Kidman and Bruce Jenner astound me---they could get the best plastic surgeons in the world, yet look like ugly mannequins.
Posted by: Paul R | May 22, 2013 12:28:26 PM
Love that full body. Gosling is a real dream, and not just because looks either.
Posted by: Anony6 | May 22, 2013 12:36:11 PM
too many tats look awful - I have on - on my chest left side - a Comm Badge from Startrek....BEAM me up!
Posted by: disgusted american | May 22, 2013 12:40:27 PM
No tats here. My dad had tats, not a lot, but enough to convince me to never disfigure my body in such. He had three wives and their names on his chest, back and arm - and, of course, it was always a sore sport with each of the wives. As he has grown older they have sagged and look pretty lame.
To each his own. I would find it a pleasure to board Gosling's backside ship. Just sayin...
Posted by: Mike Ryan | May 22, 2013 12:46:12 PM
My Oh My, forget the back,what about that ass? That's some fine butt munching goodness! It looks as though the tats are sprayed on.Maybe they're for the part he's playing? Tats or no tats I'd hit that in a mila second!
Posted by: rebarb | May 22, 2013 12:48:58 PM
Man you people are silly. Those obviously aren't real tattoos. They're for the movie.
Posted by: BenR | May 22, 2013 12:50:33 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, calm down!
These are not real tattoos! These are just drawings by ink on his body, for the movie!!!!!
Posted by: BRAINS | May 22, 2013 12:50:51 PM
Tattoos are like everything else... you get what you pay for. If you spend a lot of money with an experienced artist, you'll get nice looking tats. If you buy cheap flash hanging on the wall in a tattoo shop, you'll get cheap looking tattoos.
I believe the characters he plays in this movie and the previous movie with the same director, Blue Valentine, are lower class so it's within character that he'd have bad ink.
Posted by: ripper | May 22, 2013 1:01:22 PM
His ass is flat? are you kidding me? That's the definition of muscle bubble butt.. do you want a guy with Kim Kardashian's ass? eww gross.
Posted by: gayalltheway | May 22, 2013 1:02:15 PM
Flat ass, flat face. Does nothing for me.
Posted by: David Hearne | May 22, 2013 1:02:52 PM
Ol' Ryan got a little bit o' booty, y'all!
Posted by: Perry | May 22, 2013 1:05:47 PM
God this man is beautiful...
On the flip side, I'd love to see what David Hearne looks like - LOL!