1. Elsewhere1010 says

    I think… yes, I truly think… I hear them! In the bedroom!! I can really hear what your underpants are saying in the bedroom, and it… it sounds like…


    Why the hell are your underpants singing Zip-a-dee-doo-dah?

  2. Hey Darlin' says

    Hmmm, I can’t imagine why The Underwear Expert would want to share these photos with the readers of Towleroad. ūüėČ

  3. Terry says

    somehow I think it will take more than $35 briefs to make me look like that. What do these briefs say about you in the bedroom? You’ve got too many dollars or not enough sense.

  4. Jonna the Woodswoman says

    They say “I buy extraordinarily overpriced undergarments and I’m kind of shallow”

  5. Keith says

    If you’re going to do an underwear feature, should you not show off more of the underwear than the model? Nice video, but you don’t really get to see the clothing up close to see how it really fits. ūüėČ

  6. johnny says

    Considering the state of most men’s underwear after a few wearings, seems like they’d be better off sticking to cheap Fruit of the Looms and chucking them a few days later. Most men I dated were real pigs and aren’t the best at staying clean in the lower floors. That’s the price to pay for being attracted to construction worker types, I guess. Thank heavens for Clorox.

  7. Ben in Oakland says

    You know what those briefs say in the bedroom?

    “I’d rather show off my expensive underwear than get down to business.”

  8. Matt says

    Good lord, what is so wrong with having a nice body and nice underwear? Neither would necessarily make one shallow or anything else negative.
    Looks like the result of a lot of hard work and good taste to me.
    Especially, if you get them on sale!

  9. Paul B. says

    @Johnny…I’ve got a pretty good nose and it keeps me from making that mistake. It warns me way ahead of time if I need to detour….or if I even want to.

  10. KO says

    Contrived movements and pseudo masculinity really turn me on. Make sure you have enough bleach handy to get out those pesky stains.

  11. Dback says

    The sound I hear is JC Penny’s stock going through the roof…or is that something else rising?