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Kmart Studs Play 'Jingle Bells' with Their Balls in New Holiday Ad: VIDEO


A bell ringer like this on every corner would make spirits bright this holiday season.


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  1. Suddenly I'm feeling the spirit of the season.

    Posted by: oncemorewithfeeling | Nov 18, 2013 8:46:11 PM

  2. Jingle BALLS!

    Posted by: Mike | Nov 18, 2013 8:46:38 PM

  3. I can't wait to see the Bel Ami version!

    Posted by: AngelaChanning | Nov 18, 2013 8:51:28 PM

  4. Look what the liberal lobby has done. What was once a wholesome place for families to acquire their wares has now given into the perverse and rather obscene desires of gay men and sex-crazed women. The holidays are meant to be a time to cherish your loved ones, not worship the sex organs of masculine men on TV. And just because Kmart used masculine men won't disguise the root influence on this commercial: insatiable liberal gay men. Shame.

    Posted by: Rick | Nov 18, 2013 9:11:54 PM

  5. Insatiable liberal gay men! Yeah!

    Posted by: Ken | Nov 18, 2013 9:16:45 PM

  6. This is longer than the one I saw yesterday. I'm not entirely certain, but I think I saw it during the Ravens and Cubs game. It doesn't really matter, because I loved it.

    Posted by: Mike in the Tundra | Nov 18, 2013 9:21:28 PM

  7. @Rick. The celebration of the Winter Solstice was stolen by the Christians. In forms of Wicca, it represents the return of The Great Horned Hunter God associated with nature, wilderness, hunting, male sexuality, and the life cycle.

    Posted by: Rexford | Nov 18, 2013 9:31:33 PM

  8. Isn't Rick gay?

    Posted by: Jack | Nov 18, 2013 9:35:58 PM

  9. RICK GO BACK TO YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT!!! [sigh] How did you get lose AGAIN anyway?

    Posted by: Mike | Nov 18, 2013 9:47:46 PM

  10. Oh, this is tired. The bells are pre-recorded and there is no subtlety or creativity. Bah humbug.

    Posted by: will | Nov 18, 2013 10:11:06 PM

  11. @Rexford. Right on! So many people forget that most of our holidays have pagan roots, stolen by Christians. So much of our collective history predates the previous 2000 years. Pretty sure that Kmart wouldn't compare their jingle bells (balls) to ancient Winter Solstice rituals but love that you brought it up. Nicely done.

    Posted by: Andrew | Nov 18, 2013 10:32:30 PM

  12. Better than a Victoria's Secret commercial! I'll take the second from the right (blue boxers).

    Can we have a boxer briefs or briefs version? :-D

    Posted by: SteveP | Nov 18, 2013 10:44:33 PM

  13. @SteveP - I'm not sure a guy would be able to swing his bells enough to ring 'em if he were wearing any kind of brief.

    Posted by: Fox | Nov 18, 2013 11:05:43 PM

  14. rexford dont forget the gathering of mistletoe via a golden sickle and caught by virgins in white cloth to be divided up amongst clans members in remembrance of baldar (the sun) and the hope of his resurection ( the sun returning from its death during winter)

    happy pagan holidays rick, every bit of your xtian celebration is rooted in paganism

    Posted by: Moz's | Nov 18, 2013 11:15:53 PM

  15. after seeing the photo, i was about to excoriate this ad for perpetuating white supremacy and normative whiteness. but after i pressed play, it became clear that, YES!, there is a (fine-azz) black man in there and--even more!--he had the LEAD ROLE.

    pretty damn nice, kmart.

    he coulda been darker or had a darker black man up there with him. that would've made it even better.

    oh, and throw in at least 3 of the following next time instead of all those whities: an asian, indian, native american, and latino.

    i wanna see the f.ckin united colors of benetton up in this bytch, the full colorful diversity of the human race. YES, GAWD!

    Posted by: redball | Nov 19, 2013 12:53:25 AM

  16. Right. So clever. (guffaw).

    Posted by: UFFDA | Nov 19, 2013 1:13:56 AM

  17. Sooo cool I can't stop giggling

    Posted by: Manny Espinola | Nov 19, 2013 2:43:39 AM

  18. "Get in -- get more Christmas."

    Where do I sign up?

    Posted by: Marc | Nov 19, 2013 5:11:00 AM

  19. Bells on bobtail ring!

    Posted by: Ernie | Nov 19, 2013 5:19:36 AM

  20. I think it's funny. Guess Rick doesn't have the balls to make any kind of sound at all, that's why he has to post on here.

    Posted by: Jack M | Nov 19, 2013 7:44:36 AM

  21. OMM will be so PISSED! :))))

    Posted by: Gigi | Nov 19, 2013 8:41:53 AM

  22. Cue the Six-Pack Of Hysterical Harpies (aka One Million Moms) to scream with outrage!

    Posted by: Caliban | Nov 19, 2013 8:51:54 AM

  23. I actually thought it was stupid. But I can hear the clacking of OMM clutching their pearls right now. I think Kmart figured out with the "ship my pants" stuff that this is the only way they can get any publicity, besides making their employees work on Thanksgiving.

    Posted by: AJ | Nov 19, 2013 9:05:46 AM

  24. Of course 'Rick' is gay;

    C*#ksucking F*^gs is his very favorite things to do.

    And it's what separates him from most Christians.

    ...and why we love and value his opinion so much.

    Posted by: Jenny o | Nov 19, 2013 10:09:55 AM

  25. RICK has finally jumped the shark.

    Insatiable liberal gay men FTW!

    Posted by: Acronym Jim | Nov 19, 2013 10:44:00 AM

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