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Charlie Sheen Slams Phil Robertson in Insane Twitter Poem, Says He Should Marry Denise Richards

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In typical Charlie Sheen-style, the former Two and a Half Men star posted a rambling (but oh so entertaining) rant on Twitter over the weekend about his thoughts on Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson. An excerpt from the post, which was written in the form of free verse poetry and accompanied by a picture of a dove (perhaps Sheen thought it was a duck?), can be seen below:

Screen Shot 2013-12-24 at 10.37.48 AMhey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash 
shower-dodger,
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
so,
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media 
beat down. 
(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and 
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the 
re-runs of that dated show.

 Later, in an apparent spat with ex-wife Denise Richards over holiday arrangements for their kids, Sheen dropped this gem of a post: "I came up with a PERFECT holiday idea! Denise and Phil Robertson should get married! Then he can practice the Bestiality he hates!"

 

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  1. Probably not helping to have the buffoons in our corner.

    Posted by: crispy | Dec 24, 2013 11:52:45 AM


  2. o really want to have this idiot on your side. He should take care of his kids instead of posting this rubbish.

    Posted by: sthrnmn | Dec 24, 2013 12:15:28 PM


  3. im fine with it ... sometimes fighting fire with fire is just what we need.

    Posted by: Reality | Dec 24, 2013 12:31:01 PM


  4. @PhilRobertson,

    You know you have done something wrong with Charlie Sheen calls you out. Just saying.

    Posted by: Phoenix Justice | Dec 24, 2013 12:45:35 PM


  5. Hmm, I want duck for Christmas dinner. Goose?

    Posted by: grant | Dec 24, 2013 12:49:45 PM


  6. OK. Now, quickly! Name another celebrity who has spoken out against Phil Robertson's bigoted, homophobic remarks!

    Posted by: jamal49 | Dec 24, 2013 1:09:44 PM


  7. Thanks, Charlie.

    I don't get you, but that's OK.

    Posted by: Randy | Dec 24, 2013 1:27:32 PM


  8. Are there any other celebrities that aren't themselves nutty that can speak out on our behalf? The whole of right-wing America is defending the crotchety bigot, and all we got is Charlie Scheen?

    Sheen's support is appreciated but it's quite difficult to swallow especially with a tweet like that.

    Posted by: NY2.0 | Dec 24, 2013 1:37:14 PM


  9. I sort of cringed when I read about how Charlie is going off on the Mallard Mafia, until I realized Charlie and Phil are both drug and alcohol addicts and bad boys. So, who else to talk on the same level to Phil Robertson than Charlie Sheen. And Phil Robertson needs to desperately come to terms with his addiction and sense of reality.

    Posted by: woodroad34 | Dec 24, 2013 1:38:33 PM


  10. I'd watch the cage match.

    Posted by: Glenn I | Dec 24, 2013 2:09:16 PM


  11. ♥ ya, Charlie. Thanks for your support.

    Posted by: Peter | Dec 24, 2013 2:57:06 PM


  12. Agreed with most of the comment on here- errr, thanks, Charlie but no thank you. We don't need your crazy in the mix.

    Also- @ Kyler Geoffrey- great job on all your pieces- but that tweet of Sheen's is of Picasso's 'Dove', painted in 1949. Sooo... Maybe he meant that Robertson should've been focusing on what this seal. Is about- peace? Or maybe he really is just stupid AND blind lol and thought it was a duck. Who can know lol?
    Info on the Dove painting -
    http://www.arttimesjournal.com/art/reviews/May_June_10_Ina_Cole/Pablo_Picasso_Ina_Cole.html

    Posted by: Scott | Dec 24, 2013 3:19:46 PM


  13. @ SCOTT Thanks for catching that. I've made the correction in the post.

    Posted by: Kyler G | Dec 24, 2013 3:46:24 PM


  14. Crediting Charlie Sheen with "free verse" because, in his apparent stupor, he's unable to form cohesive sentences is certainly magnanimous of you.

    Posted by: Keppler | Dec 24, 2013 4:06:25 PM


  15. Really,Guys? It's tongue in cheek rhetoric Robertson deserves regardless of the source.Send in the clowns!

    Posted by: Rett ORic | Dec 25, 2013 9:42:36 AM


  16. It's not bad.

    Posted by: anon | Dec 25, 2013 1:15:25 PM


  17. In the full post the line about being a "surviving brain donor" is genius, I will be using it in the future.

    Posted by: NwYrkr | Dec 26, 2013 8:49:52 AM


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