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Uganda's First Lady Says Humans Shouldn't Debate Homosexuality Because Cows


During a speech praising her country’s horrendous “Kill The Gays” law, Uganda’s First Lady Janet Museveni (pictured with cow above) offered a Chinese riddle of sorts for why we mere mortals shouldn't quibble over the naturalness of homosexuality. Here goes:

“If cows did not practice homosexuality, how could we, the human beings, start arguing over homosexuality?”

We literally have no idea what the frug that means. It’s like she’s been taking speech lessons from Sarah Palin. Perhaps the American “experts” that John Kerry is sending to Uganda can decode it for us?

By the way, cows can totally be gay. The picture above is total proof.

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  1. Wow. Until I saw that picture, I did not realize that the First Lady of Uganda is transgender.

    Posted by: Tyler | Mar 20, 2014 5:43:08 PM

  2. The above was not written by Tyler. It was written by Rick.

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Mar 20, 2014 5:53:46 PM

  3. in new York city PROLIFIC PLAYWRIGHT/ACTIVIST LARRY MYERS has penned a new stagework "Uganda Dyslexia"
    his rwm playwrights lab will do readings soon

    Posted by: linda pane laurence | Mar 20, 2014 6:56:25 PM

  4. rwm playwrights lab in Manhattan plans a series of readings of
    Dr Larry Myers new drama
    "Uganda Dyslexia" to benefit Fort Lauderdale s aids museum
    Myers was a post-Katrina volunteer which inspired a play
    he was 2nd dramatist to ever write abt aids 25 yrs ago

    Posted by: M.H, Myers | Mar 20, 2014 7:01:13 PM

  5. one doesn't want to be carelessly mean .... but her foto could explain a lot

    Posted by: unokhan | Mar 20, 2014 7:38:50 PM

  6. First of all, it's Africa, so enough said.

    Secondly, at first glance, I totally would have thought that was a transgendered person. In fact, I know a lot of trans ladies who are MUCH hotter and more of a woman than this bafoon will ever be.

    Posted by: Quan | Mar 20, 2014 8:02:28 PM

  7. She look like a drag queen.

    Posted by: Enchantra | Mar 20, 2014 9:04:48 PM

  8. You Go Girl!

    Posted by: John | Mar 20, 2014 10:38:03 PM

  9. Enchantra sounds like sad queen (named Rick). Oh right: they're the same person.

    Posted by: Tyler | Mar 20, 2014 11:34:32 PM

  10. The very phrase First Lady dies on the lips. She's a common fool. Fall back in the mud pin head.

    Posted by: UFFDA | Mar 21, 2014 1:12:45 AM

  11. Oh, so that's why woman breast feed, because cows do.

    Posted by: Corey Mondello | Mar 21, 2014 6:10:44 AM

  12. He loooooook... like a man.

    Posted by: Miss Bunny Swan | Mar 21, 2014 9:35:13 AM

  13. Ah! Once again science trumps intelligence. I wonder if she thinks at all before she speaks? Is she a parent? If so, those kids don't have a lot to work with to learn anything. Kidding aside, this is a very serious issue because of the influence such people have on other rather poorly educated people. She and her like have an agenda of control. And, it is difficult to break that hold. The world has a job ahead of itself.

    Posted by: Michael | Mar 21, 2014 10:15:05 AM

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