Cristiano Ronaldo Named ‘Fittest Man Alive’, Sues Over Underwear: PHOTOS

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Cristiano Ronaldo, the world-famous Portuguese soccer player, has earned his way to the cover of Men's Health Magazine where he is dubbed to the "fittest man alive"…which more or less means he's the celebrity with the best six pack this month. The September issue of the magazine is filled with drool-worthy pictures of Ronaldo shirtless, and often just in his CR7 line of underwear.

Speaking of underwear…

The company behind Ronaldo's line of underwear, JBS Textile Group, is suing Rhode Island fitness enthusiast Christopher Renzi for infringing on their "CR7" trademark that was established in 2013, a full four years after Renzi registered the trademark in the U.S. in 2009. All of this because JBS has "imminent plans" to release their brand stateside and claim that Renzi is trying to capitalize on Ronaldo's fame. Unfortunately for JBS the way that trademarks and patents work is first come, first serve, not who propelled it to greater success, so it's unlikely their case will hold up.

In the meantime, you can check out more shots of his perfect physique, AFTER THE JUMP

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Comments

  1. Hrm says

    “which more or less means he’s the celebrity with the best six pack this month”….

    …um…. no. There are plenty of people with six packs who don’t put in 1% of the work that Ronaldo has to put into his training. It’s a tremendous undertaking, so don’t embarrass yourself by acting like someone like Taylor Lautner, who’s a “celebrity with a six pack” is in the same league of fitness as a professional athlete of this level.

  2. jjose712 says

    Maybe i’m the only one, but i don’t find him attractive at all.
    He doesn’t seem a bad guy, but such big ego put him in hot spots a lot of times

  3. jjose712 says

    Maybe i’m the only one, but i don’t find him attractive at all.
    He doesn’t seem a bad guy, but such big ego put him in hot spots a lot of times

  4. jjose712 says

    Maybe i’m the only one, but i don’t find him attractive at all.
    He doesn’t seem a bad guy, but such big ego put him in hot spots a lot of times

  5. Matt27 says

    I find him very attractive, hot and delicious. He just doesn’t need so much photoshop because he is so good looking already as naturel.

  6. Sergio says

    You’re not the only one. His eyebrows are always plucked to ‘Joan Crawford’ levels, and his neck is giraffe-like. There are dozens of handsome soccer players, but everyone drools over this one? Weird.

  7. Hrm says

    The “hype” is that he’s a good athlete, which is way more attractive than some plucked queen who doesn’t do a damned thing.

  8. crispy says

    LOL at Men’s Health. I’m guessing they planned and wrote this story prior to Ronaldo flaming out at the World Cup… probably not going to sell as many magazine copies as they were hoping.

  9. Joseph says

    I have to admit, I don’t get his appeal, either. His face is rather plain, there’s really nothing distinctive to pull me in. But, hey, to each his own!

  10. Derrrick from Philly says

    I don’t give a damn what his face (and eyebrows) look like. Look at that body–especially his legs…and feet (I don’t know where this foot fetish came from during these last years of my life…senility is trip, child).

    I think he’s sexy. Obviously, so does he.

  11. saywhat says

    that is a huge jump

    without testing in a doctor’s office , there is no way that one can claim he is the fittest man alive

  12. Kevin K. says

    “The “hype” is that he’s a good athlete, which is way more attractive than some plucked queen who doesn’t do a damned thing.”

    Is Ronaldo the “plucked queen who doesn’t do a damn thing”? He’s just playing a silly game, not curing cancer.

  13. dixichuk says

    “I find him very attractive, hot and delicious. He just doesn’t need so much photoshop because he is so good looking already as naturel.Posted by: Matt27″

    Agreed. The cover looks more like a video graphic than reality. The ab shadows are almost comic. Why do they do this?

  14. ratbastard says

    Hmmm….and his mom tried her best to abort him. Go figure. Too clean cut for my taste, but good luck to him.

  15. jarago says

    Hmmm he is too pretty-there is something obnoxious about the images- not Chris Pratt on the other hand now that is one hot man

  16. anon says

    Photoshop really can’t make attractive people more attractive, but it’s part of the “celebrity” treatment now that agents expect, particularly for cover shots.