NEWS: Axelrod Talks Flip Flops, Gaga Sings 'Bill Romance', Warp Drive

David Axelrod pillories Mitt Romney for flip-flopping on gay rights. Yeah, 'cuz Axelrod would never associate with a gay rights flip-flopper.

Gaga serenades Bill Clinton! Bill seems to like it!  

Really well-written NYT piece debunking Sybil's multiple personalities.

In Vietnam, a rare disease causes a woman to seemingly age decades in a matter of days.

 Economists wonder what to do about AIDS.

Steve Jobs breaks up a marriage from beyond the grave.

Speaking of Steve, here's what probably actually killed him.

This is the coolest video of a guy quitting his job that you're ever likely to see.

Just Jared's got the new Beyonce vid!

Harper Perennial saves publishing... by not paying its writers very much.

Justin Timberlake is a hero.

 Lainey explains why most of us will never see the new Footloose.

Gay activists throw bricks through windows of anti-gay activists' venue. Hysteria ensues.

Gizmodo features photography that's either beautiful or terrifying, depending on your proximity to bedtime.

Sorry, faster-than-light travel fans. Einstein probably had it right the whole time.

Watch: Handheld Camera Could Give You X-Ray Vision

Here's something that will scare the pants off of conservatives who rail against TSA body scanners: Dr. Reza Zoughi and a team at the Missouri University of Science and Technology are developing a handheld camera that can see through objects.

New Scientist elaborates:

Although existing imaging technologies, like full-body scanners at airports, can produce similar results, this device is portable and delivers high-resolution images in real time.

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The team is now working on a one-sided system that will function in a similar way to a video camera. It should be useful for inspection purposes, from screening passengers at airports to monitoring skin conditions, like cancer and burns, and could even help homeowners to detect termite damage.

I don't know about you, but I'm personally thrilled that the average citizen may soon have a microwave-emitting gadget that gives them superhuman powers. That is just great.

Watch Zoughi's device in action, AFTER THE JUMP...

Watch: Gay Married Couple Featured on SyFy's Caprica

Battlestar Galactica prequel Caprica, showing on SyFy, features a character named Sam Adama (Sasha Roiz, left) who belongs to an organized crime unit. He's also married and gay, a facet of his life which the show revealed quite casually over the weekend.

Watch the scene, AFTER THE JUMP...

Watch: The Star Wars Opening Crawl Finally Reaches Earth

This is pretty much everything a web clip should be, AFTER THE JUMP...