Forget about those pesky Superman rumors.
When Spider-Man is unmasked for the first time in his 44-year history, readers may draw some new conclusions about Peter Parker:
The hair perfectly coiffed (and highlighted), the eyebrows plucked with Metcalfe-ian precision, the lips shining with gloss, and the skin mystic-tanned to a luscious, caramel-honey shade.
Gay or just gay vague? You be the judge.
