Because he’s a finger puppet: “Karl is a serious fellow. Serious about fashion, that is. He is a felt puppet that will fit a very thin modelesque type finger, pencil, or pipe cleaner. He is wearing a hand sewn Italian-like suit with stylish tie and starched collar. He also has his trademark ponytail. Basically, he’s extremely fun for parties and is always in style.”
If only Karl came with his ever-present bodyguard Sebastian.