SPECIAL OLYMPICS: Tim Shriver, head of the Special Olympics, responds to Obama's remark.
AIG WIFE: No, the bonuses won't be returned.
BATHROOM CONCERT SERIES: Ellen and Katy Perry kissed a girl and liked it. You may remember Ellen and John Mayer's recent restroom rendition of Lady GaGa.
GET THAT BABY OFF MY LAWN: Jimmy Kimmel on Octo-mom's neighbors.
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