SOCIALIST: House Minority Leader John Boehner admits he doesn't think Obama is one.
HUMAN NATURE: Michael Jackson rehearsing for This Is It.
AT MERLOTTE'S: True Blood's sitcom spin-off.
THE HOMOSEXUALS: Activist Sean Chapin's trailer for a mock horror movie based on the fears of the National Organization for Marriage.
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