Mar 18th: Valentino the Last Emperor (pictured up top) opens to critical acclaim and good niche box office. If you haven't seen this film yet, add it to your rental queues. It could have been just an eye candy fashion puff piece but instead it's a moving detailed account of a 50 year empire and also a topical portrait of a gay marriage: Valentino Garavani and his business and life partner Giancarlo Giammetti have been together for decades and decades.
May 18th: Xavier Dolan's gay teen drama I Killed My Mother kills at Cannes, racking up discovery buzz for its barely 20 year old actor/writer/director/producer. Mysteriously, it still hasn't opened in the USA. What is with distributors these days? Strike while the iron is hot, people. It's now scheduled to open in limited release in February 2010.
June 5th: "Paging Dr. Faggot" The Hangover opens and its casual sexism and homophobia is apparently a big turn on for audiences. Or not a dealbreaker at least. As of this writing it's the 5th highest grossing 2009 film.
July 10th: Bruno opens to decidedly mixed response. I understand why a lot of people hate it but satire is not supposed to make you feel comfortable. Though it's quite uneven there are some real guffaws to be had. My favorite moment: Bruno telling an ex-gay minister that he has blow job lips. It's always fun to watch the self-righteous squirm.
July 15th: "Do you trust me, Harry?" Professor Albus Dumbledore returns to movie theaters for the first time since being outed by JK Rowling. Between him and Sir Ian's Gandalf, it was practically the decade of gay wizardry.
Aug 26th: Awesome and straight Ang Lee (Brokeback Mountain) makes his third gayish film, Taking Woodstock.
Sept 12th: Colin Firth wins Best Actor at the Venice Film Festival for his moving portrait of grief in Tom Ford's gay drama A Single Man. Firth's movie debut was 25 year ago in the gay drama Another Country with Rupert Everett. That upcoming Oscar nomination should feel like a coming-full-circle anniversary gift.
Oct 2nd: "Looking good, Barbie!" Ari Graynor loves the ladies in the year's most undervalued gem, Drew Barrymore's Whip It. After this and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist can someone please give this hilarious actress a juicy lead role?
Nov 18th: Gay interest documentaries Valentino and Every Little Step, about the casting of A Chorus Line, make the Academy finals for Best Documentary Feature (The Anna Wintour documentary The September Issue was not so lucky and the great transexual doc Prodigal Sons was not eligible) Will either of them get nominated on February 2nd?
Dec 25th: Happy Holidays! Robert Downey Jr & Jude Law wrap up this very bromantic year (see also: I Love You Man and Humpday) as cohabitating bickering couple Sherlock Holmes and his dear Dr. Watson. The movie stars have (purposefully) better chemistry with each other than with their women.
How was 2009 for you at the movies?