If Marcus Bachmann Recorded A Single

Andrew Belonsky July 16, 2011

Remember Britney Spears’ single “Womanizer?” This is what it would be if Marcus Bachmann wrote it: “Therapizer,” courtesy of reader Sean Chapin.

Give the parody a listen, AFTER THE JUMP…

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