Comedian Louis C.K. has finally figured out why babies cry on airplanes: "they're like really upset" that gay people can marry nowadays. "Like inconsolably upset." And no matter how you try to reason with them, they won't listen.
C.K. takes a stand against hate however: "I don't agree with them. I think if people are in love, they should accept that. But they're just being babies. They're selfish."
Chuckles await, AFTER THE JUMP…
