Retired neurosurgeon and "abysmally ignorant" GOP favorite Ben Carson was the keynote speaker at televangelist Pat Robertson's 85th birthday celebration over the weekend – an event that also featured appearances from Steve Forbes, former U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft, Donald Trump, Pat Boone, and other assorted right-wing nuts.
Newly re-elected Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu also sent his well wishes via card.
Watch a portion of Carson's keynote and find out what surprise "presidential" present Robertson received, AFTER THE JUMP…
No word yet on whether any AIDS ring wearing homos were invited to the party.
