Ellen DeGeneres has been on a crusade against glitter her whole life, she says, so she finds the trend toward glitter in hair, beards, and armpits very troubling.
Says DeGeneres: “I’d rather see someone’s entire meal that they just ate. I’d rather know what they just ate in their beard than see glitter like that.”
Another eyesore: “Glitter armpits! Why???? Aren’t we trying to disguise everything about the armpit area? Who’s walking around just going, ‘look what I got under here!'”
If you do enjoy the glitter beard trend, you can see more of it (as well as lots of other things in beards) on the Instagram account of this gay couple from Portland, Oregon: