Samantha Bee has declared the GOP officially dead.
And the evidence of the passing is all around us.
For instance, take the hypocrisy of so-called establishment members of the GOP coming out only now to criticize Trump. Mitt Romney’s condescending rebuke of Trump has only galvanized his supporters, she argues. And as for John McCain calling Trump dangerous and unqualified, Bee found that pill a little hard to swallow.
Said Bee, “The guy who gave us Trump 1.0 [Sarah Palin] does not get to complain about the latest upgrade. If you didn’t think the arctic maenad who couldn’t name a magazine was dangerous and unqualified then you are never allowed to use those words because you don’t know what they mean.”
Then there’s Fox’s latest Republican debate in which Donald Trump decided to assure America that he has a big dick. Re-living that moment caused Bee to lose control of her bodily functions:
“Let me just wipe the vomit off the camera. So this is where we are? The party of Lincoln has completed its long journey from ‘A house divided against itself cannot stand’ to ‘You should see how huge my pocket Donald looks when I masturbate with my totally normal-sized hands’?”
And if all that wasn’t enough, there’s the bigotry parade. See Bret Baier’s ridiculous question about so-called “gay marriage dissenters” during the GOP debate. Said Bee, “Gay marriage dissenters…is that what the bigots are calling themselves these days? That’s a solid rebrand. Trump wouldn’t have to repudiate the Klan if they just called themselves Black people dissenters.”
Watch as Bee declares the GOP DOA, below.