CAMPAIGN TRAIL. Carly Fiorina fell off stage after introducing Ted Cruz at a campaign event.

REUNITED. Madonna and son Rocco appear to maybe have mended some fences after a protracted custody battled involved Madonna’s ex, Guy Ritchie.

TRUMP. The Donald continues to use the language of rape to talk about trade with China (and he’s–shocker–not backing down): “We can’t continue to allow China to rape our country, and that’s what they’re doing.”

FIRST MONDAY IN MAY. Live stream the red carpet of the Met Gala.

ROYALS. HRH Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge (nee Kate Middleton) graces the cover of British Vogue’s 100 year anniversary issue.

https://instagram.com/p/BE1kkgojyD1/?taken-by=britishvogue

LEGAL WOES. Hulk Hogan is suing Gawker media again over his sex tape: “‘This is getting ridiculous,’ responds Gawker in a statement.”

MALE MODEL MONDAY. Brought to you by Jason Morgan.

ZODIAC KILLER. Heidi Cruz wants you to know that it’s not Ted. Really.

TELEVISION. Kit Harrington has a message for Game of Thrones fans (SPOILERS!!)

HISTORY. I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Proud to fly the #TransFlag over Boston City Hall for the 1st time in MA history – a sign that everyone is welcome. pic.twitter.com/Nwpm8lAeJo

— Mayor Marty Walsh (@marty_walsh) May 2, 2016

DISCRIMINATION. Feds publish records of schools allowed religious exemptions to Title IX, providing them a ‘license to discriminate’: “The records are available on a [D]epartment [of Education] webpage that includes records from 232 religious schools, including their applications to be exempt from civil rights laws banning sex-based discrimination in school, and letters from federal officials granting those requests. It also includes records from another 31 schools with pending requests. It appears no request has ever been denied.”

NATURE. Strange jellyfish discovered in the Mariana Trench: “The stunningly beautiful creature was discovered at a depth of 2.3 miles using the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s (NOAA) underwater remote-operated vehicle, Deep Discoverer. Marine biologists believe the “UFO Jelly” is a type of “hydromedusa” of the genus Crossota, a kind of ambush-predator that lies in wait for something to unwittingly drift by its many out-stretched tentacles. The glowing yellow and red areas inside its bell are likely the animal’s gonads and digestive system.”