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Dana Carvey’s ‘Church Lady’ Grills Donald Trump and ‘Lucifer in the Flesh’ on SNL: WATCH

Andy Towle May 8, 2016 Leave a Comment

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Well isn’t that special?

Dana Carvey’s Church Lady returned to SNL last night for the show’s cold open in which she took a dig at Madonna, Beyoncé, and her new album Lemonade, before introducing her own Church Lady Lemonade.

“It’s fresh squeezed, just like Jay-Z’s naughty parts.”

Church Lady then turned to the U.S. presidential race and introduced its latest drop-out, Ted “Lucifer in the Flesh” Cruz.

She noted that they have a lot in common “Cause we love Jesus more than anybody!”

Said Cruz: “I do pray to God often and I think that everything that happened was part of God’s plan.”

Replied the Church Lady: “Really? It was God’s plan for you to get humiliated by an orange mannequin?”

SNL Church Lady Trump

Next up was The Tangerine Tornado, Donald J Trump and his family – Melania, Ivanka, and a random model who tags along with them.

Said the Church Lady:

“Donny there are those who say you’re not qualified and that’s not true. You know I remember a Celebrity Apprentice episode where Gary Busey didn’t sell enough pancakes and you just said ‘you’re fired’ and I thought right then and there, give that man the nuclear codes.”

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Topics: Film/TV/Stream, Politics, Religion, towleroad More Posts About: 2016 Election, comedy, Dana Carvey, Donald Trump, Saturday Night Live, Ted Cruz, Television

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