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Stormy Daniels Describes Trump’s Junk: Like the Toadstool from Mario Kart, with ‘Yeti Pubes’

Andy Towle September 18, 2018 Leave a Comment

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Stormy Daniels may have ruined your experience playing Nintendo’s Mario Kart for life after the description she gave of Donald Trump’s junk in her new book, Full Disclosure.

From The Guardian:

Trump’s bodyguard invites Daniels to dinner, which turns out to be an invitation to Trump’s penthouse, she writes, in a description of alleged events that Daniels has disclosed previously but which in the book are rendered with new and lurid detail. She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f**ked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

The most important thing about @stormydaniels book is not the description of her sex with Mr. Trump. It is instead her description of her life and role as a modern woman unafraid to speak truth to power. I am proud to call her my client and my friend.

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 18, 2018

Twitter responds:

https://twitter.com/MileHighVillain/status/1042015737831862272

Me 1 minute ago: lol this Mario Kart thing can’t be *that* bad whatever it is

Me after clicking: pic.twitter.com/Mt7wnC10So

— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) September 18, 2018

Well, looks like we can add Mario Kart to the list of things that Donald Trump has ruined. #WishIHadNotReadThat 😳😖🤢😱 pic.twitter.com/nWwmoN1qJ4

— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) September 18, 2018

For reference: here's the "mushroom character" (Toad) in Mario Kart. 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/OH0ThBUxjv

— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) September 18, 2018

https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/1042049351197966337

Topics: Politics, towleroad More Posts About: Books, Daily Resist, Donald Trump, Mario Kart, Stormy Daniels

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